ACE

[foreverphantom]

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w0, monday

[foreverphantom]

[ guess who's here, in the basement tunnels, with a travel pillowcase that is making a lot of clanging noises,

it's dante ]

[selfimmolation]

[ watches him with that for a bit because ace can be stealthier than he appears when he wants to. he just. so rarely wants to ]

Do I even wanna know?

[foreverphantom]

[ pauses mid-step looking like he's just been caught with his hand in the cookie jar ]

...uh. Just. Looking for a place to stash things.

w0, sunday

[foreverphantom]

[ lounging in the relaxation area with an iced coffee, staring up at the ceiling i guess. there's your starter ]

[selfimmolation]

[ just. walking by with his stupid new earring and he decides to stop by ig ]

Hey, Dante. I'm trying to figure out if murder counts as points or not. [ just. bluntly. it's not like he cares about winning but it's not like they've got anything else they can figure out and he's so restless ] What was your points distribution like?

week 1, friday

[selfimmolation]

[ well he is not actively seeking dante out but considering his ass is restlessly wandering all over he probably runs into him ... what is dante up to... is he eating glass ]

[foreverphantom]

[ i wish

but no. he is throwing cans of soda onto the runway from the flight deck ]

week 2, monday

[selfimmolation]

[ popping shrimp popcorn in his mouth like they are
well
popcorn

as he walks out of shrimp heaven and dodges being hit in the face by the mascot. ]

Picking up lunch?

[ honestly everyone has been acting so weird this is him checking if dante is normal at all ]

[foreverphantom]

[ lucky for ace, he is in fact normal! for now, anyway. ]

Trying to.

But what the hell is some of this stuff? "Shrimp coconut"?

w2, thursday

[foreverphantom]

[ just stands there awkwardly trying to make it not too obvious that he is looking at him

that's it that's the starter ]

[selfimmolation]

[ well. he is all bandaged up now so; ]

I don't need both eyes to see you.

[ he's no longer a kitty cat and he's well enough to make jokes this is the worst timeline ]

week 3, monday

[selfimmolation]

[ just dumping us right in idk where we are but here is some children in a garbage dump on fire ]

[foreverphantom]

[ huh. ]

...how old were you when that happened?

week 4, monday

[selfimmolation]

[ welcome to hell. no really he is visiting hell, though honestly he steps out of the airplane (???) to the main hub and finds himself on an island surrounded by lava on all sides and he just. stares ]

I don't know what I expected.

[ like. this is exactly what he expected actually ]

[foreverphantom]

Impressive. Everyone was actually right about what hell would be like.

w4, friday

[foreverphantom]

[ he is covered in bandages, including his face, sipping at a bubble tea morosely while he sits on the flight deck ]

[selfimmolation]

[ dead teammate club? he was also coming to sit dramatically on the flight deck so he just looks at dante over with a frown like god. he looks like shit. ]

I was gonna check if you were feeling any better today. [ ace doesn't think he is the example of empathy to be around dante when injured so he let him lick his wounds in peace is my ic excuse but now it means this is just terrible ]

week 5, monday

[selfimmolation]

[ well he doesn't feel like he needs it after today but he is checking out the screaming room in interest. unsurprised that he spots dante here. now that i have forced him to be here

the vibe isn't hateful but it is carefully neutral ]

I think this puts a dent on your destruction achievement idea.

[foreverphantom]

Yeah...I pretty much gave up on that already anyway.

I guess this is where I'll be going now if I have to break stuff.

w6, monday

[foreverphantom]

[ he is in the eudora's observation deck, just standing by a window and staring out into the expanse of space. he looks mesmerized, by the way he is so utterly still and unblinking. ]

[selfimmolation]

[ ace is honestly also very taken by space because like, holy shit? space? but when he sees dante looking like that...

that's right, he... ]

Is this what being an astronaut would've been like, then?

week 6, saturday

[selfimmolation]

[ well ok then. he is not thrilled that dante is here for thoughtcrimes but: ]

Who were you even planning to kill, anyway?

[ was he beaten to the punch. hilarious if so ]

[foreverphantom]

...Maya.

week 7, saturday

[selfimmolation]

[ idc where we are its endgame ]

Hey. Was I mishearing or were you saying you'd be fine kissing the horse again if it wanted to.

[foreverphantom]

[ sniffles and immediately gets defensive ] Yeah, I would. It should get to have all the love it wants.