ACE

[foreverphantom]

shitpost tbd

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[foreverphantom]

Danny didn't drink. I will take whatever vice I can get, especially when things are still so limited here.

[ it's five bottles of hard liquor ]

[selfimmolation]

Do you even have the tolerance for it?

[ chinhands ]

[foreverphantom]

[ opens his mouth to tell ace off

thinks

closes his mouth

pulls out some vodka and just drinks straight from the bottle ]

[selfimmolation]

Was that supposed to impress me...?

[ just waiting to see if he has a reaction but honestly he asked about alcohol tolerance not bad taste pick a better liquor damn ]

[foreverphantom]

[ what's wrong with vodka?!

anyway he finishes his big long thirsty drink of vodka with barely a wince! ]

[selfimmolation]

[ are you asking the pirate what's wrong with vodka ]

So. Did that make you feel better?

[foreverphantom]

[ well sorry but he didn't grab any rum ]

It made me dizzier.

[selfimmolation]

That's probably because drinking alone's more of a sad sack alcoholic thing than a hobby.

[ IS IT ]

[foreverphantom]

[ thinks back on all the wine drinking vlad did in his office alone ]

...yeah, it is.

[selfimmolation]

[ if this was anone else he might gently probe

dante has lost rights to that so moving on ]

So where were you planning to stash that anyway? It's all empty hallways and a trash chute around here.

[foreverphantom]

I figured I could carve out a little trash cave to hide it all in.

[selfimmolation]

Doesn't stuff regularly get cubed up in there?

[foreverphantom]

Not if it's already cubed.

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[selfimmolation]

[ truly such an I See face on his part ]

I just put mine in that luggage my hat was in.

[foreverphantom]

Uh-huh. But where are you keeping the luggage?

[selfimmolation]

Secret.

[foreverphantom]

Of course.

[ honestly now that he's told ace his plan he's going to have to find somewhere else to stash this anyway.

he'd normally say something about hunting down the hidden stash anyway, but. not with ace. ]

...what did you grab, then?

[selfimmolation]

[ oh, he has to kind of laugh at that one as he leans back ]

Booze. I betcha anything Tama's probably got a bit of a stash too.

[foreverphantom]

We all had our sights set on the same thing, then. Good.

Not like there was anything else worthwhile to grab. For us, anyway. [ i hope tama got herself a great wardrobe and a glow up ]

[selfimmolation]

I'm not a dress and make-up kinda guy, no. [ some people are and that's ok but ace isn't even a shirt kind of guy. ] They're pretty serious about earning everything we get, it looks like.

[foreverphantom]

[ and yet, he is wearing a shirt in that icon. checkmate, athetits. ]

Earning it with murder, I'm sure.

[selfimmolation]

[ unfortunately high school au ace must wear a shirt legally due to laws about public decency

does NOT say you would be good at that he is being SO nice: ]

Or stupid team competition stuff, probably.

[foreverphantom]

Oh god, at least team stuff didn't affect our ability to acquire anything last time.

[ tigers, chronically in last place because of him specifically, would be suffering ]

[selfimmolation]

Didn't it? I never did figure out how they decided how many tokens we got each week.

[foreverphantom]

Me neither.

But it's not like our ability to get clothes were dependent on them anyway.