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[foreverphantom]

shitpost tbd

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[selfimmolation]

Dude. Even ignoring the part where dating any horse is weird, it's way worse to date someone just to make them happy if you don't like them back.

[foreverphantom]

That's--it's not--

...oh god. It's like the treehouse all over again, isn't it.

[selfimmolation]

[ no that is a very different insane scenario but if that's what it takes ]

You're starting to get it.

[foreverphantom]

God, it's been ten months and I am still so bad at this...

[selfimmolation]

It takes time? [ he. is not going to argue. otherwise. ]

[foreverphantom]

[ sighs ] Longer than that, apparently.

I just hope Shutterfly likes it there.

[selfimmolation]

It's literally a paradise built for gay horses, so... probably?

[foreverphantom]

Right. Right.

Maybe he can be a...happier ghost horse now. A calmer one.

[selfimmolation]

He should... rest in peace or whatever, right?

[ whatever the hell ghosts do. when they are happy? ]

[foreverphantom]

He can do whatever he wants. Rest in peace, or explore Australia, or fight the other horses [ or bang them ]...until he gets tired of existing and fades away.

[ he is getting emotional about horses again ]

[selfimmolation]

[ oh boy ]

He'll be fine. He's with his friends again.