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[foreverphantom]

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[selfimmolation]

[

sighs ]

What things.

[foreverphantom]

Just alcohol!

[selfimmolation]

That's it? Why are you acting like I caught you dragging around a body then?

[foreverphantom]

[ sputters for a few moments ]

Because you would think I was dragging around a body!

[selfimmolation]

[ very nicely resists the urge to say "technically you would explode a body" ]

Nah, I just figured you were making some kind of mess.

[foreverphantom]

[



checks the inside of this pillowcase ]

So far, so good.

[selfimmolation]

[ well if it's just alcohol this is now funny so ]

How much of it did you steal? I didn't know you were that big on drinking.

[foreverphantom]

Danny didn't drink. I will take whatever vice I can get, especially when things are still so limited here.

[ it's five bottles of hard liquor ]

[selfimmolation]

Do you even have the tolerance for it?

[ chinhands ]

[foreverphantom]

[ opens his mouth to tell ace off

thinks

closes his mouth

pulls out some vodka and just drinks straight from the bottle ]

[selfimmolation]

Was that supposed to impress me...?

[ just waiting to see if he has a reaction but honestly he asked about alcohol tolerance not bad taste pick a better liquor damn ]

[foreverphantom]

[ what's wrong with vodka?!

anyway he finishes his big long thirsty drink of vodka with barely a wince! ]

[selfimmolation]

[ are you asking the pirate what's wrong with vodka ]

So. Did that make you feel better?

[foreverphantom]

[ well sorry but he didn't grab any rum ]

It made me dizzier.

[selfimmolation]

That's probably because drinking alone's more of a sad sack alcoholic thing than a hobby.

[ IS IT ]

[foreverphantom]

[ thinks back on all the wine drinking vlad did in his office alone ]

...yeah, it is.

[selfimmolation]

[ if this was anone else he might gently probe

dante has lost rights to that so moving on ]

So where were you planning to stash that anyway? It's all empty hallways and a trash chute around here.

[foreverphantom]

I figured I could carve out a little trash cave to hide it all in.

[selfimmolation]

Doesn't stuff regularly get cubed up in there?

[foreverphantom]

Not if it's already cubed.

[ ]

[selfimmolation]

[ truly such an I See face on his part ]

I just put mine in that luggage my hat was in.

[foreverphantom]

Uh-huh. But where are you keeping the luggage?

[selfimmolation]

Secret.

[foreverphantom]

Of course.

[ honestly now that he's told ace his plan he's going to have to find somewhere else to stash this anyway.

he'd normally say something about hunting down the hidden stash anyway, but. not with ace. ]

...what did you grab, then?

[selfimmolation]

[ oh, he has to kind of laugh at that one as he leans back ]

Booze. I betcha anything Tama's probably got a bit of a stash too.