foreverphantom

shitpost tbd

Ace, you don't understand. Ace, I remember seeing it when it came out in theaters.

Wow, you're old.

[ he clearly thinks this is hilarious ]

I'm decrepit.

How old were you when you saw it??

I think I was--I must have been five or six years old?

So you're like 70.

[ ADDS FIFTEEN MORE YEARS, FOR FUN? ]

I am not and I know you know how to do math, Ace!

[ hehehe ]

See? Fifty something's a lot better.

I can't tell if this was supposed to be encouraging or just messing with me.

Kinda both.

[ squints ] ...thhhhhank you....? [ the thoughtshare is he can't tell if he should thank him or be annoyed with him ]