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[foreverphantom]

shitpost tbd

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[foreverphantom]

[ leans in to get a closer look ]

How do they even get them this flat...

[selfimmolation]

Shrimp shavings?

[foreverphantom]

That would just look like wood shavings, I imagine--small, broken pieces of shrimp. This is like...they've invented a special shrimp slicing machine just for this.

[selfimmolation]

Or maybe they just mashed it and rolled it out really thin.

[foreverphantom]

Such new and novel ways they've devised here to torture shrimp.

[selfimmolation]

They're just shrimp.

[foreverphantom]

Wow, I didn't take you for a shrimpist.

[selfimmolation]

If you're going to eat an animal, anything you do with the meat is fair play so long as you don't waste it.

[foreverphantom]

What about parts that are inedible?

[selfimmolation]

Like... stuff like fur or tusks you mean? You can use that for other things usually.

[ no part of the meat is inedible if you Believe ]

[foreverphantom]

It usually isn't, though. At least not in my world. Or Nico's and Will's.

[selfimmolation]

Right, you guys don't really hunt, do you?

[foreverphantom]

Well. I mean. I kind of do. But not for meat or resources or anything.

[selfimmolation]

So... for what?

[foreverphantom]

...fun, mostly. And pest control.

[selfimmolation]

[ the raising eyebrow of judgment ]

Pest control?

[foreverphantom]

There's plenty of hostile monsters in the camp's forest. Campers that wander out there could be hurt or killed by them. So...I get to kill those as much as I want.

[selfimmolation]

Oh. Killing monsters is different.