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[foreverphantom]

shitpost tbd

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[foreverphantom]

Physically? Sure.

[selfimmolation]

... Fair enough.

[ just. fair. looking out into the DISTANCE realizing he has no idea what to say here ]

[foreverphantom]

[ there's a lot of things he wants to say here but he thinks ace would be a particularly bad choice for saying them to. ]

...if people were looking to make our team smaller, they should've picked me.

[selfimmolation]

[ this is not in fact a better choice to tell this to him because he sighs long and hard ]

Maybe. But I doubt she'd feel that way. [ because maya is a self-sacrificial DUMBASS ] And I doubt whoever did it was in their right mind.

[foreverphantom]

[ would you believe that was the best of the options he could think of ]

Of course she wouldn't feel that way, she was practically begging to be voted for last week.

...does that make a difference? If they were in their right mind or not?

[selfimmolation]

[ i do in fact fully believe this ]

It does to me. I'm not going to go around spouting about justice for any of this shit, but killing someone because of something they never meant to do in the first place? I tried to break Mika out of jail for less, remember?

[foreverphantom]

Oh, right. [ he almost forgot about that ]

I was wondering if maybe someone was trying to eliminate everyone from Seasonality, see if that would get them an achievement.

[selfimmolation]

We've wiped a couple of "games" already. And they could've gone for Astolfo if that's what they wanted.

[ goodbye to wenises ]

[foreverphantom]

Yes, but those wipes were only because it was one person from that "game." Hardly an achievement.

...I didn't realize Wenis was down to just them, though. I guess that shoots down that theory.

[selfimmolation]

I've been keeping track. It's easy to forget where some of those guys are from.

[ not because he wants to but solely because this game is stupid ]

[foreverphantom]

Good call. It's mostly been about the new teams here so far, but "game of origin" might be important too.

[selfimmolation]

For collecting achievements, maybe.

[ he is not a gamer he hates this place ]

[foreverphantom]

Yeah...my team was brainstorming earlier some uh, non-murdery achievements we could try for.

[selfimmolation]

Yeah... that's why we wound up throwing that election. We thought it could be something.

[ and it WAS and you're WELCOME ]

[foreverphantom]

[ it will be a cold day in hell when you catch dante being grateful for something ]

Well. I thought wrecking some stuff might work too, reenact all the damage I did in Oceanside. But there's no mayor to threaten here, and I couldn't really keep up the damage when I came back yesterday.

[selfimmolation]

...

Did you break the eggs?

[foreverphantom]

[ sighs ] Yeah.

[selfimmolation]

Dude, if destruction of property was all it took, we'd have unlocked that a while back.

[foreverphantom]

I thought consistency would do the trick. I planned to keep it going all week, but, well. [ he is mummified in bandages now ]

[selfimmolation]

Might be that it needs to be more entertaining than that.

[ property damage isn't interesting ......... ]

[foreverphantom]

More entertaining, huh? By what standards?

[selfimmolation]

Hell if I know. Kazuki talked about ratings.

[foreverphantom]

Oh god, not the ratings again.

[selfimmolation]

... Again?

[foreverphantom]

I got hit with that curse back in Oceanside. Do you know how confusing it is, trying to rank people by hotness when you have two people's idea of hotness in your brain?