ACE

[foreverphantom]

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[selfimmolation]

... Star Trek is... different from Star Wars?

[foreverphantom]

[ snorts ] Oh yeah. It's a whole thing.

[selfimmolation]

How? Aren't they both space things?

[foreverphantom]

There's a lot of space things, Ace. That doesn't make them all the same.

[selfimmolation]

They should have different titles then.

[ wow... they do... one says war and the other says trek... ]

[foreverphantom]

...they do.

And besides, Star Trek came first. It's not like they had any control over what other people called their stuff later.

[selfimmolation]

I meant it sounds like they should be related.

[ wasn't star wars really old too. ]

[foreverphantom]

... Okay I'll grant you that. They both could've been more original with the names. Star Wars especially.

But Star Wars isn't that old! It's only... It's only... [ he is doing the math and the horror is dawning on him ] ... Only 50 years old...

[selfimmolation]

And that's not old... how?

[foreverphantom]

Ace, you don't understand. Ace, I remember seeing it when it came out in theaters.

[selfimmolation]

Wow, you're old.

[ he clearly thinks this is hilarious ]

[foreverphantom]

I'm decrepit.

[selfimmolation]

How old were you when you saw it??

[foreverphantom]

I think I was--I must have been five or six years old?

[selfimmolation]

So you're like 70.

[ ADDS FIFTEEN MORE YEARS, FOR FUN? ]

[foreverphantom]

I am not and I know you know how to do math, Ace!

[selfimmolation]

[ hehehe ]

See? Fifty something's a lot better.

[foreverphantom]

I can't tell if this was supposed to be encouraging or just messing with me.

[selfimmolation]

Kinda both.

[foreverphantom]

[ squints ] ...thhhhhank you....? [ the thoughtshare is he can't tell if he should thank him or be annoyed with him ]