CHARLIE

[foreverphantom]

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[foreverphantom]

Food's gross. And frankly, it's offensive that I'm still getting hungry even after dying.

[productionhell]

It does seem a little... contradictory, doesn't it?

Is there any food you think you might like? Anything at all?

[foreverphantom]

[ squints at ] Why are you so invested?

[productionhell]

Well, I... was hoping to cheer you up a little. And maybe be friends?

[ sitcom laugh track ]

[foreverphantom]

[ blinks. blinks again. blinks a little bit more.

then scowls. ]

You're barking up the wrong tree. I don't do cheer. Or friends.

[productionhell]

How about acquaintances?

[ she trying ]

[foreverphantom]

[ bless her, and i'm so sorry ]

No.

[productionhell]

Okay.

... But I'm still going to hang around a little bit. Is that okay?

[foreverphantom]

...once again: why?

[productionhell]

I like to get to know people.

[foreverphantom]

You won't any longer once you get to know me.

[productionhell]

We'll see about that, won't we?

[ hehe ]

I'm Charlie. What's your name?

[foreverphantom]

[ congrats on being the first one to ask his name!!

He pauses for a minute as if doing mental calculations on whether it's worth it to answer this. ]

Don't have one.

[productionhell]

Oh... oh my goodness. I'm so sorry to hear that.

Would you like my help coming up with one? I love brainstorming ideas.

[foreverphantom]

[ slinks down in his seat a little, almost...embarrassed a little? ]

I really doubt you'll come up with anything I find decent.

[productionhell]

I take that as a challenge!

[ aw yeah she's all pumped up now ]

How about Brim? Short from Brimstone.

[foreverphantom]

[ oh

oh no




unfortunately this is exactly the kind of edgy bullshit that is up his alley. oh god. charlie's cracked the code.

He just hums in acknowledgement--not sold on it, but his palate is definitely whetted. ]

[productionhell]

[ gottem ]

How's that? Brim?

[ testing it out to see if he likes it ]

[foreverphantom]

[ she took one look at his hot topic ass and absolutely nailed him ]

Hmm...maybe...

...mmm, no. Sounds too much like I have an unhealthy interest in hats.

[productionhell]

It's okay, I got plenty more!

Hoooooow about.... Obsidian?

[foreverphantom]

[ I HATE HOW INTO THIS HE IS!!!!! ]

No. Too many syllables.

[productionhell]

[ orders him some like. steak or something idek ]

Shadow!

[foreverphantom]

No. That one's already taken.

...got any more fire-themed ones?

[productionhell]

[ hmmm ponders for a second... ]

Inferno?

[foreverphantom]

[ nodding thoughtfully now ]

Brimstone is still better, but...this is more the right direction.