CHARLIE

[foreverphantom]

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[foreverphantom]

[ congrats on being the first one to ask his name!!

He pauses for a minute as if doing mental calculations on whether it's worth it to answer this. ]

Don't have one.

[productionhell]

Oh... oh my goodness. I'm so sorry to hear that.

Would you like my help coming up with one? I love brainstorming ideas.

[foreverphantom]

[ slinks down in his seat a little, almost...embarrassed a little? ]

I really doubt you'll come up with anything I find decent.

[productionhell]

I take that as a challenge!

[ aw yeah she's all pumped up now ]

How about Brim? Short from Brimstone.

[foreverphantom]

[ oh

oh no




unfortunately this is exactly the kind of edgy bullshit that is up his alley. oh god. charlie's cracked the code.

He just hums in acknowledgement--not sold on it, but his palate is definitely whetted. ]

[productionhell]

[ gottem ]

How's that? Brim?

[ testing it out to see if he likes it ]

[foreverphantom]

[ she took one look at his hot topic ass and absolutely nailed him ]

Hmm...maybe...

...mmm, no. Sounds too much like I have an unhealthy interest in hats.

[productionhell]

It's okay, I got plenty more!

Hoooooow about.... Obsidian?

[foreverphantom]

[ I HATE HOW INTO THIS HE IS!!!!! ]

No. Too many syllables.

[productionhell]

[ orders him some like. steak or something idek ]

Shadow!

[foreverphantom]

No. That one's already taken.

...got any more fire-themed ones?

[productionhell]

[ hmmm ponders for a second... ]

Inferno?

[foreverphantom]

[ nodding thoughtfully now ]

Brimstone is still better, but...this is more the right direction.

[productionhell]

Well, we could stick with Brimstone, and I just won't shorten it? Or maybe.... Hellfire?

[ she can go on all day ]

[foreverphantom]

Both of those are pretty decent options...

Brimstone has more of a subtle flair to it, though. [ "SUBTLE" I FUCKING HATE HIM!!!!!!!! ]

[productionhell]

I do like Brimstone the most. But Hellfire also reminds me of home....

[ brimstone sounds a bit less violent to her ears, though ]

[foreverphantom]

[ well, shit. he didn't want to get to know her but then she hooked him with brimstone and hellfire!!!! ]

Does it now.

[productionhell]

They both do, really... since my home is Hell.

[ will this fact make him like her more? ]

[foreverphantom]

[ well it's certainly not going to make him like her less ]

Hell is real where you're from? Must be a different dimension.

How'd you end up there? [ WHAT DID YOU DO TO DESERVE HELL ]

[productionhell]

Yep! Sure is real. But I think you're onto something with this different dimension stuff.

Well, I was born there. And raised! So I know a little bit about brimstone and hellfire.

[ gives him a little wink ]

[foreverphantom]

I know I am. We definitely don't have hell where I'm from--just one afterlife for everyone. No heaven, no hell, if you die and end up a ghost, you all end up in the same place.

...born and raised in hell, huh. [ he can't tell if intrinsic evil is better or worse than earning your way to hell the old fashioned way ] So you were never human--always a demon?

[productionhell]

[ pretend she also suggested Sulfur for a name ]

Interesting... so there's no separation of souls? Just.... ghosts everywhere?

[ she nods ]

That's right. But I know lots and lots of demon souls that were once human. Like.... really lots. [ there is an overpopulation problem, rip ]

[foreverphantom]

[ oops i forgot about this tag ]

Not everyone turns into a ghost when they die. But otherwise, yes.

Do you know all the demons personally?

[productionhell]

What happens to them? Do they... disappear?

[ morbid ]

Not all of them. I run a hotel in Hell, you see... that takes up a lot of my time.

[foreverphantom]

The ones who don't become ghosts? [ shrugs ] Death is the end for them. Nothing else comes after. It's either become a ghost, or nothing.

A hotel, huh? I guess you would meet a lot of demons that way. What kind of activity do you have in Hell that necessitates a hotel stay?