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[ here is the quirked up white boy, bedecked in several spiked bracelets, standing at the ordering tablets sourly scrolling through the available options ]
[ grunts and flops into the seat as soon as he slaps something on the screen. here's a small pile of nuggies in front of him that he stares at distastefully ]
Iiiis that a yes?
[ she just crouches since there's only one chair now, rip ]
Would you like something else? I can order you something.
[ she just crouches since there's only one chair now, rip ]
Would you like something else? I can order you something.
[ absolutely doesn't care about her chairless plight ]
Doesn't matter. It wouldn't make a difference.
Doesn't matter. It wouldn't make a difference.
Food's gross. And frankly, it's offensive that I'm still getting hungry even after dying.
It does seem a little... contradictory, doesn't it?
Is there any food you think you might like? Anything at all?
Is there any food you think you might like? Anything at all?
Well, I... was hoping to cheer you up a little. And maybe be friends?
[ sitcom laugh track ]
[ sitcom laugh track ]
[ blinks. blinks again. blinks a little bit more.
then scowls. ]
You're barking up the wrong tree. I don't do cheer. Or friends.
then scowls. ]
You're barking up the wrong tree. I don't do cheer. Or friends.
Okay.
... But I'm still going to hang around a little bit. Is that okay?
... But I'm still going to hang around a little bit. Is that okay?
You won't any longer once you get to know me.
We'll see about that, won't we?
[ hehe ]
I'm Charlie. What's your name?
[ hehe ]
I'm Charlie. What's your name?
[ congrats on being the first one to ask his name!!
He pauses for a minute as if doing mental calculations on whether it's worth it to answer this. ]
Don't have one.
He pauses for a minute as if doing mental calculations on whether it's worth it to answer this. ]
Don't have one.
Oh... oh my goodness. I'm so sorry to hear that.
Would you like my help coming up with one? I love brainstorming ideas.
Would you like my help coming up with one? I love brainstorming ideas.
[ slinks down in his seat a little, almost...embarrassed a little? ]
I really doubt you'll come up with anything I find decent.
I really doubt you'll come up with anything I find decent.
I take that as a challenge!
[ aw yeah she's all pumped up now ]
How about Brim? Short from Brimstone.
[ aw yeah she's all pumped up now ]
How about Brim? Short from Brimstone.
[ oh
oh no
unfortunately this is exactly the kind of edgy bullshit that is up his alley. oh god. charlie's cracked the code.
He just hums in acknowledgement--not sold on it, but his palate is definitely whetted. ]
oh no
unfortunately this is exactly the kind of edgy bullshit that is up his alley. oh god. charlie's cracked the code.
He just hums in acknowledgement--not sold on it, but his palate is definitely whetted. ]
[ gottem ]
How's that? Brim?
[ testing it out to see if he likes it ]
How's that? Brim?
[ testing it out to see if he likes it ]
[ she took one look at his hot topic ass and absolutely nailed him ]
Hmm...maybe...
...mmm, no. Sounds too much like I have an unhealthy interest in hats.
Hmm...maybe...
...mmm, no. Sounds too much like I have an unhealthy interest in hats.
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