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[foreverphantom]

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w1, monday

[foreverphantom]

[ catch dante at the golf course, trying to beat this stupid crocodile into submission with a golf club--only for it to eat the golf club, precariously close to dante's fingers ]

[feytality]

[ oh, dante ]

I'd be careful, or it's gonna be your hand next...

[ his handante ]

[foreverphantom]

I'm not going to let myself be beaten by a stupid robotic crocodile!

w1, friday

[foreverphantom]

[ well, maya is a fellow starfarer, which means she gets to see dante going absolutely ape on this new punching bag!!

by which i mean he's trying to go ape but uhhhh he's kind of bad at it? he hasn't used punching bags much. so his rhythm is off and his punches range wildly from good enough to send the thing swinging, to weak and misaimed so his hand slides right off it. ]

[feytality]

[ she's no expert at throwing punches herself, so she quietly watches as he does this.. waiting for a lull. but she hangs out nearby, just out of reach of getting hit by the swinging bag ]

[foreverphantom]

[ well. she will get her lull, eventually, in the form of dante mistiming his punches and the bag swinging into him before he can hit it

he doesn't fall over but he does stumble and make an "oof" sound ]

week 3, monday

[feytality]

[ here's a meme yayyy ]

[foreverphantom]

Accused of murder, huh...

Did that guy clear your name, or no?

[feytality]

The first of several times!

[ and it'll never stop ]

But yeah. He did.

week 4, thursday

[feytality]

[ fussing continues as she makes sure he gets a turn with the defib ]

[foreverphantom]

Wha--you too?!

[feytality]

Yeah, me too! You're hurt, you need help!

[ let her fuss ]

week 5, monday

[feytality]

[ waving to him ]

Dante!! How's it going?

[foreverphantom]

[ help i got so lost in the sauce i almost forgot about this pc ]

Oh you know. Same as usual. Except for the part where you're back from the dead, I guess.

[feytality]

Aww.

Well, I'm happy to see you too, Dante.

[ ready to make him tsun ]

w5, sunday

[foreverphantom]

[ he's in the screaming room, immediately reopening his barely scabbed over knuckles with intense violence. and screaming. of course. ]

[feytality]

[ she patiently waits by the doorway to see if this helps him feel any better ]

w6, friday

[foreverphantom]

[ well maya explicitly invited him to break shit so we are in the screaming room. dante is throwing an absolute trauma--yelling, throwing shit all over the place, white boy punching the drywall...you know the deal ]

[feytality]

[ i know you mean tantrum but trauma is funnier ]

[ maya is more restrained but she does throw some plates and things ]

This sucks.

w7, monday

[foreverphantom]

[ he's in the new allstarz gift shop, just browsing around...but he stops by the team jackets, pulling at the sleeve of a starfarers jacket and rubbing it thoughtfully ]

[feytality]

[ she's still injured so she's moving slow, but she gives him a grin ]

Thinking of getting one?

w7 wednesday

[feytality]

[ pre horse curses ]

... So, Dante, what are your plans after this?

[foreverphantom]

Just head back home. Let things go back to normal.

...you?

week 7, saturday

[feytality]

We did it! It's all over!

[ dante's redemption arc.... on horses... he did a total 180 ]

[foreverphantom]

[ hastily scrubs his face and sniffs ]

Yeah...yeah. We made it.