MAYA

[foreverphantom]

shitpost tbd

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[foreverphantom]

I'm not going to let myself be beaten by a stupid robotic crocodile!

[feytality]

I think that's how you got into this mess in the first place...

[foreverphantom]

I didn't--that's not--

What's it even doing here in the first place?!

[feytality]

You gotta learn to pick your battles, you know?

[ that's too many battles. put them back ]

I think it's here as a challenge.

[foreverphantom]

Why does everyone keep saying that...

If it's a challenge, then it's one that needs to be beat.

[feytality]

Right, but through mini-golf! You hit the ball into the hole.

[foreverphantom]

I'm not going to let my victory be decided by a little hole.

[feytality]

[


snickers ]

Well, so far it's winning.

[foreverphantom]

[ i meant for that last tag to be little ball but whatever it's fine ]

That's why I need to destroy it!

[feytality]

I just think you might need to change up your tactics, that's all...

[foreverphantom]

And what tactics do you propose?

[feytality]

Actually playing mini-golf. Beating it at its own game!

I'd even play with you.

[foreverphantom]

Mini-golf can't possibly be enjoyable.

[feytality]

Have you ever tried it?

[foreverphantom]

...not in this lifetime.

[feytality]

That was a really ominous way of saying that....

But give it a shot with me! You can hit the ball as violently as you want.

[foreverphantom]

It's not ominous, it's just fact.

...but fine. [ maya said the magic word so he'll play along ]

[feytality]

You have multiple lifetimes? Or do you mean before you died?

[ yayyy gets two balls and two clubs ]

I'll let you take the first shot.

[foreverphantom]

Both.

[ takes aim...and WHACKS THAT SUCKER AS HARD AS HE CAN

i rolled an 11 so it goes a respectable distance but like. still not close to the hole. ]

[feytality]

Okay, I gotta hear more about that.

[ i rolled a 6 so maya's ball doesn't get anywhere close. rip ]

[foreverphantom]

I'm the ghost of two separate people who died and combined into one. So, yes. Before I died, in the sense that it was before either of them died.

[ says this as they walk to catch up to their balls' new locations i guess ]

[feytality]

.... Huh. Well, I work with ghosts, but I don't know that I've ever heard of them combining....

[ she picks up her ball, deep in thought about this ]

[foreverphantom]

What does that mean, "work with ghosts"?

[feytality]

I'm a spirit medium! In training.

So I know my way around spirits.

[foreverphantom]

...a spirit medium. And...what does that do in your world, exactly?