MAYA

[foreverphantom]

shitpost tbd

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[feytality]

You have multiple lifetimes? Or do you mean before you died?

[ yayyy gets two balls and two clubs ]

I'll let you take the first shot.

[foreverphantom]

Both.

[ takes aim...and WHACKS THAT SUCKER AS HARD AS HE CAN

i rolled an 11 so it goes a respectable distance but like. still not close to the hole. ]

[feytality]

Okay, I gotta hear more about that.

[ i rolled a 6 so maya's ball doesn't get anywhere close. rip ]

[foreverphantom]

I'm the ghost of two separate people who died and combined into one. So, yes. Before I died, in the sense that it was before either of them died.

[ says this as they walk to catch up to their balls' new locations i guess ]

[feytality]

.... Huh. Well, I work with ghosts, but I don't know that I've ever heard of them combining....

[ she picks up her ball, deep in thought about this ]

[foreverphantom]

What does that mean, "work with ghosts"?

[feytality]

I'm a spirit medium! In training.

So I know my way around spirits.

[foreverphantom]

...a spirit medium. And...what does that do in your world, exactly?

[feytality]

Talk to ghosts, channel ghosts... that kind of thing....

[foreverphantom]

I suppose that means in your world, ghosts can't just talk to people on their own, then?

[feytality]

Nope! They need us for that.

Can they in your world?

[foreverphantom]

Oh, absolutely. Whenever we want. No need for mediums.

Huge need for ghost hunters, though.

[feytality]

Are ghosts really that much of a problem...?

[foreverphantom]

A lot of us like to cause mayhem. And when there's an open portal to the human world that ghosts rarely get to visit otherwise? It's just begging for chaos.

Most are pretty benign though.

[feytality]

Yeah, I can see that... spirits being able to run loose, they'd probably take the opportunity.

So what kind are you?

[ she already knows ]

[foreverphantom]

Oh, I was the worst one. I terrorized both the human world and the Ghost Zone. Razed them both to the ground, figuratively speaking--didn't leave much for anyone to survive off of.

[feytality]

[ him. yikes. ]

Why?

[foreverphantom]

Because I wanted to and there wasn't anyone who could stop me.

[feytality]

[ hmmm ]

Did that change?

[foreverphantom]

...yeah.

[feytality]

.... 'Cause you got caught, or 'cause you changed your mind?

[foreverphantom]

...both.

[feytality]

Huh... I see...

And what about now?

[foreverphantom]

Not interested anymore.

[feytality]

Cool.

[ genuinely ]