MAYA

[foreverphantom]

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[feytality]

[ she's still injured so she's moving slow, but she gives him a grin ]

Thinking of getting one?

[foreverphantom]

...I'm just looking.

[feytality]

Well, I might get one of these. They're pretty cute.

[foreverphantom]

They do seem pretty well-designed...a lot more tolerable than all the ass merch, at least.

[feytality]

Yeah!

We could match. You wanna?

[foreverphantom]

[ stares at the jackets solemnly as he contemplates this ]

[feytality]

[ picks one out for herself, then glances over at him ]

[foreverphantom]

...are you gonna try it on?

[feytality]

[ gingerly puts it on because she's so sore ]

Tada!

[foreverphantom]

Looks good.

...you're healing up pretty slowly after that, huh?

[feytality]

Just the regular pace. I should be right as rain in a day or so!

[ ... ]

Are you gonna keep being weird around me?

[foreverphantom]

I'm not being weird.

It's just unfair that I'm the one who got executed and I'm all healed up, while you took a blow for me and you're still injured.

[feytality]

Well, you did die. I didn't.

That's the main difference..

[foreverphantom]

Yeah, but I was supposed to. You shouldn't have gotten hurt--well, not that hurt. You didn't do anything wrong.

[feytality]

Well, I had to get through to you!!

[ one way or another ]

[foreverphantom]

And instead the sword got through you.

You could've just let me take the hit, you know. Even if...even if it was a cruel image, it still would've gotten me closer to death and you wouldn't have gotten injured.

[feytality]

I couldn't have you dying thinking that you're good for nothing but murdering. That's all.

[ maya... ]

[foreverphantom]

[ sputters ] Why are you all all like this!

[feytality]

My question is, why are you like this!

[foreverphantom]

What's that supposed to mean!

[feytality]

What's it gonna take to get through to you?

[foreverphantom]

...it got through. Trust me, I'm not so dense that I don't get it after someone gets stabbed for me.

It just doesn't make sense.

[feytality]

Well, it's about time you got used to it!!

[foreverphantom]

I'll get used to it when it makes sense! Why does everyone care about someone who's a massive jerk?

[feytality]

You're only a medium jerk, don't kid yourself.