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[foreverphantom]

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w1, monday

[foreverphantom]

[ catch dante at the golf course, trying to beat this stupid crocodile into submission with a golf club--only for it to eat the golf club, precariously close to dante's fingers ]

[feytality]

[ oh, dante ]

I'd be careful, or it's gonna be your hand next...

[ his handante ]

[foreverphantom]

I'm not going to let myself be beaten by a stupid robotic crocodile!

[feytality]

I think that's how you got into this mess in the first place...

[foreverphantom]

I didn't--that's not--

What's it even doing here in the first place?!

[feytality]

You gotta learn to pick your battles, you know?

[ that's too many battles. put them back ]

I think it's here as a challenge.

[foreverphantom]

Why does everyone keep saying that...

If it's a challenge, then it's one that needs to be beat.

[feytality]

Right, but through mini-golf! You hit the ball into the hole.

[foreverphantom]

I'm not going to let my victory be decided by a little hole.

[feytality]

[


snickers ]

Well, so far it's winning.

[foreverphantom]

[ i meant for that last tag to be little ball but whatever it's fine ]

That's why I need to destroy it!

[feytality]

I just think you might need to change up your tactics, that's all...

[foreverphantom]

And what tactics do you propose?

[feytality]

Actually playing mini-golf. Beating it at its own game!

I'd even play with you.

[foreverphantom]

Mini-golf can't possibly be enjoyable.

[feytality]

Have you ever tried it?

[foreverphantom]

...not in this lifetime.

[feytality]

That was a really ominous way of saying that....

But give it a shot with me! You can hit the ball as violently as you want.

[foreverphantom]

It's not ominous, it's just fact.

...but fine. [ maya said the magic word so he'll play along ]

[feytality]

You have multiple lifetimes? Or do you mean before you died?

[ yayyy gets two balls and two clubs ]

I'll let you take the first shot.

[foreverphantom]

Both.

[ takes aim...and WHACKS THAT SUCKER AS HARD AS HE CAN

i rolled an 11 so it goes a respectable distance but like. still not close to the hole. ]

w1, friday

[foreverphantom]

[ well, maya is a fellow starfarer, which means she gets to see dante going absolutely ape on this new punching bag!!

by which i mean he's trying to go ape but uhhhh he's kind of bad at it? he hasn't used punching bags much. so his rhythm is off and his punches range wildly from good enough to send the thing swinging, to weak and misaimed so his hand slides right off it. ]

[feytality]

[ she's no expert at throwing punches herself, so she quietly watches as he does this.. waiting for a lull. but she hangs out nearby, just out of reach of getting hit by the swinging bag ]

[foreverphantom]

[ well. she will get her lull, eventually, in the form of dante mistiming his punches and the bag swinging into him before he can hit it

he doesn't fall over but he does stumble and make an "oof" sound ]

[feytality]

Okay, I gotta hear more about that.

[ i rolled a 6 so maya's ball doesn't get anywhere close. rip ]