ACE

[foreverphantom]

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W0, sunday

[foreverphantom]

[ we are at the vending machines! Danny is holding a bagged pickle in his hand between two fingers, like it's a fragile bomb ]

Who even puts pickles and toy trains into a vending machine together?

[selfimmolation]

Maybe it's edible?

[ no. ]

[foreverphantom]

Maybe.

You wanna try?

[selfimmolation]

Not if it's actually wood.

w0, friday

[foreverphantom]

[ Danny is passing by the closed off arcade, trying to stare past all the prinnies and caution tape as if he'll see something in there

he also has earplugs in ]

[selfimmolation]

[ OH MY GOD DANNY HE CAN'T HEAR US HE HAS AIRPODS IN ]

Can't bypass them, I've tried.

[ unaware that danny can't hear him ace just slides up to talk ]

[foreverphantom]

[ HELP HE CAN HEAR, MOSTLY, JUST. A LITTLE MUFFLED

He turns to face Ace ]

What?

w1, monday

[foreverphantom]

[ danny is going to HUNT YOU DOWN, ace!!! specifically, at the park. more specifically, with a bag of marshmallows in hand. ]

Oh, good, there you are. Don't think I forgot about this!

[selfimmolation]

[ ace is just looking judgmentally at the swan boats before he hears danny. and. yeah. those sure are marshmallows. he laughs a little ]

You're really serious about this, huh?

[foreverphantom]

You can't tell me you aren't the least bit curious about it.

w2, friday

[foreverphantom]

[ danny is now at: the tarkea! specifically, in the warehouse part of it where you get all the boxes for your items. he is currently dragging a very long, large, and heavy box out of the pile of matching boxes for this specific item. ]

[selfimmolation]

[ . . . . danny why ]

What are you doing?

[foreverphantom]

Getting some shelves.

w3, thursday

[foreverphantom]

[ where are we. i don't know. i'm voiding us unless you give me a location ]

...are you, y'know, okay now? Not on the verge of bleeding out anymore or anything?

[selfimmolation]

[ he's all bandaged up!!! he looks a little like a mummy i'm ngl considering it's over half his face, his entire torso, one arm and one leg. it's fine.

he gives danny a thumbs up ]

It looked a lot worse than it was. Promise.

[foreverphantom]

Considering how bad it looks now, that doesn't inspire a whole lot of confidence.

week 3, saturday

[selfimmolation]

[ THERE IS A LOT TO SAY AFTER ALL OF THAT BUT IT IS MOSTLY LEAVING ACE ANGY AND TENSE in this here, the void. anyway he lets out a breath and looks at danny ]

Should've voted for him last week.

[ it's a dry joke ]

[foreverphantom]

[ a dry snort ]

But then I would've been stuck having to hear more cat puns. [ completely sarcastically ]

[selfimmolation]

Who knows. Maybe the cat guy would've lost his mind and went on a rampage instead.

week 4, monday

[selfimmolation]

[ wow we are in front of the bar for a convenient excuse to start this pc while i find memories and fight youtube ]

I'm surprised they're even carding heroes, considering everything else they let you guys do.

[ rip teens ]

[foreverphantom]

[ in absolute outrage: ]

I know, right?!

[selfimmolation]

[ laughs, like an asshole ]

Maybe we can sneak you in somehow. You ever do the trenchcoat thing?

w4, saturday

[foreverphantom]

[ he just walks in here and looks fucking Grim. about everything. he just stands there gaping like a fish for a moment, searching for words, before... ]

...I'm sorry.

[selfimmolation]

[ he's just kind of sitting down here hanging out ]

... Like I said, I wasn't planning to hide it. I just wanted to figure out Reigen.

[foreverphantom]

...well, sorry we couldn't do that either.