ACE

[foreverphantom]

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[foreverphantom]

[ no, and in fact, it collapses on top of him ]

[selfimmolation]

Ouch.

[ oh my god. okay. well. he's getting up now and just pulling the thing off danny extremely casually

i only use his stupid strength for comedic purposes ]

... You alive down there?

[foreverphantom]

[ oh he is EXTREMELY sour about how easily ace managed to lift that off me ]

As alive as I can be.

[selfimmolation]

[ this is why he offered lil dude ]

If it's alive enough to talk, you're fine!

[foreverphantom]

[ it's not about getting the shelves moved, it's about what a weak noodle he is!!!

danny goes intangible and lets the box fall the rest of the way to the ground through him, while he gets up, steps out of the box, and dusts himself off ]

Yeah, yeah.

[selfimmolation]

[ well now that danny is out of the way

drops the box back down loudly. this is great for the high quality material of ikea furniture ]

[foreverphantom]

Hey. If you break it, I'm gonna make you come back here and get me another one.

[selfimmolation]

It's wood, it can't be that cheap.

[ has no idea what ikea furniture is like ]

[foreverphantom]

You'd be surprised.

[selfimmolation]

... What are these made of?

[foreverphantom]

Cardboard and sawdust, mostly.

[selfimmolation]

... Why would you make furniture out of that?

[foreverphantom]

Because it's cheaper.

[selfimmolation]

Yeah, but it'll break in a second, and wood's like... everywhere.

[foreverphantom]

Not in my world. It's like, a whole thing. Things made entirely of wood are crazy expensive now.

[selfimmolation]

Seriously? What did they do with all the trees?

[foreverphantom]

Cut them down faster than they could be regrown, pretty much.

[selfimmolation]

...Man... Can't imagine a world without trees.

[ danny is not from the lorax, ace, it's not that bad ]

[foreverphantom]

Dude. We still have trees. Just not enough to make everything out of wood anymore.

[selfimmolation]

Oh.

...

That's still not enough trees.

[foreverphantom]

You think everything should be made out of wood?

[selfimmolation]

'Course not. There's plenty of stuff not made out of it, but I think nothing should be made out of sawdust and cardboard. That's just sad.

[foreverphantom]

I mean, they cover it in like, wood paneling. It looks real enough as long as you don't, you know, go around throwing it to the ground.

[selfimmolation]

It's not about the look, it's about it being good. How does this stuff not break in two months?

[foreverphantom]

I mean, furniture just sits there, mostly. It's not like we're moving them or throwing them around all the time.