ACE

[foreverphantom]

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[foreverphantom]

Getting some shelves.

[selfimmolation]

... Why are you getting shelves...?

[foreverphantom]

...because I've been really wanting to build some today?

[selfimmolation]

[ ah. ]

You stayed in here last night or something?

[foreverphantom]

[ blinks ]

Yeah, actually. How'd you guess?

[selfimmolation]

The effects people get on Thursdays seem to be linked to where they stayed, and this is the only furniture store. [ so, y'know ] Rita was illiterate for a whole day last week.

[foreverphantom]

Wait, really? [ snorts softly ] I can't believe I missed that.

[selfimmolation]

[ hm. maybe he shouldn't have said it. rita's going to kill him. oh well ]

Yeah. So at least you should be over the shelves thing by tomorrow, unlike your triangle thing.

[foreverphantom]

[ somewhere between hissing and growling: ]

The triangle thing.

[selfimmolation]

Yeah. Jolyne was pretty mad about it too.

[ from the outside

is a little funny ]

[foreverphantom]

Well, obviously! We looked like idiots!

[selfimmolation]

Yeah, kinda.

[ he could at least deny it!!!!!! ]

[foreverphantom]

If I could, I would throw this whole box at you.

[selfimmolation]

[ right, speaking of ]

Need help picking it up?

[foreverphantom]

I can handle it on my own, thanks.

...but if you want to help anyway, I guess I won't say no.

[selfimmolation]

[ listen. ace is nice but he's also big brother coded to be a shit so: ]

Oh, well if you're fine handling it on your own, I shouldn't barge into it.

[foreverphantom]

Fine, then don't.

[ he keeps tugging out the box and, eventually, manages to pull it free, the other end thunking to the ground a little more loudly than is probably safe for the furniture. but whatever!

Next Danny works on finding the right position to most easily drag this stupid thing around. He looks a little silly. ]

[selfimmolation]

[ ace is going to sit down, put his chin in his palm and just. watch. ]

So you're building it here?

[foreverphantom]

[ you absolute rat bastard. danny glares from his position under the box. ]

No. I'm taking it back to the Tiger dorm.

[ he finagles his positioning some more, until he eventually settles on hauling it while it is slung down his back, like a disassembled cross that he must bear. ]

[selfimmolation]

Oh, have you figured out how you're getting up or down some stairs yet?

[foreverphantom]

I'll just drag it harder!

[selfimmolation]

Are you even dragging it at all now?

[ PEOPLE ARE DEAD STOP MAKING FUN OF DANNY ]

[foreverphantom]

[ no, and in fact, it collapses on top of him ]

[selfimmolation]

Ouch.

[ oh my god. okay. well. he's getting up now and just pulling the thing off danny extremely casually

i only use his stupid strength for comedic purposes ]

... You alive down there?

[foreverphantom]

[ oh he is EXTREMELY sour about how easily ace managed to lift that off me ]

As alive as I can be.