LAURENCE

[foreverphantom]

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w0, saturday

[foreverphantom]

[ now a hot topic nightmare, he has settled himself in the mansion lobby, armful of random items, focused on the chandelier.

He throws a billiard ball at the chandelier. It just barely misses one of the lamps and arcs back down to the floor, barely bouncing. ]

[outdistanced]

[ not hot topic but laurence isn't allowed to judge fashion. but he CAN judge whatever is happening here, watching with a frown. ]

Why.

[foreverphantom]

[ looks over to acknowledge another person there briefly ]

Why not?

[ throws another one. this one doesn't even reach high enough to get near the chandelier. ]

[outdistanced]

Because there's no point? It's a weird lamp, but who cares enough to try to wreck it just because? Doing that crap just makes this whole place worse for everyone.

[foreverphantom]

And?

[outdistanced]

You seriously want to make yourself public enemy number one? Even if you don't care about that, you're as stuck here as any of us. Do you want to live in a trash heap?

[foreverphantom]

[ i'm choking bc there's literally an entire arc where danny is canonically called public enemy number one for like an entire season ]

And what if I do?

[ did he mean that about being an enemy or living in a trash heap ]

week 0, tuesday

[outdistanced]

[ yeets them in the arcade ]

These "prizes" don't look all that special.

[ sticky hands?? ]

[foreverphantom]

Did you seriously think they would be?

[ balls up a fist to smash through the glass prize case (i'm deciding it's a glass counter thing) but then just as he rears his fist back he hisses and stops ]

[outdistanced]

How am I supposed to know what kind of prizes these things have?

[ squints... ]

What's wrong with you?

[foreverphantom]

[ gritted through his teeth: ] I...don't want to smash it.

[outdistanced]

Okay... Then don't?

w1, monday

[foreverphantom]

[ guess who's at the halloween festivities, dressed on theme (including the fingerless gloves), and absolutely DELIGHTEDLY assaulting a pumpkin with carving tools

also he's rocking a fangs/pointed ears/blue skin combo rn ]

[outdistanced]

[ staring ]

You would love having permission to destroy something, wouldn't you.

[foreverphantom]

[ is pulled out of his reverie to frown at laurence ]

Please. As if not having permission would've stopped me.

[outdistanced]

I'm aware. Because you clearly don't know how to do anything else.

[foreverphantom]

Of course not. When no one is strong enough to stop you, there's no point in following any rules at all, is there?

[outdistanced]

That's - such a selfish way of thinking.

[ not a surprising one, though. ]

Whatever. I don't even see the appeal of... pumpkin carving in the first place.

[ weird ass holiday with hecking SKELETONS EVERYWHERE ]

[foreverphantom]

You don't want to create a little carnage even when the rules do give you express permission?

w7, wednesday

[foreverphantom]

[ we are in: the olive garden! brimstone looks around the idyllic greenery, completely unimpressed. ]

Well, at least this place is still operating normally.

[ ...idly kicks at a tree. ]

[outdistanced]

Don't sound so disappointed.

[foreverphantom]

No, it's good.

I just wish it wasn't this place that was safe from the chaos. It's boring. I'd rather have one of the others.

[outdistanced]

Yeah, you do seem like you'd be into the messed up Equestria aesthetics.

[foreverphantom]

The giant bones in the distance were a nice touch.

[outdistanced]

Edgelord.