LAURENCE

[foreverphantom]

shitpost tbd

Comments

[outdistanced]

[ staring ]

You would love having permission to destroy something, wouldn't you.

[foreverphantom]

[ is pulled out of his reverie to frown at laurence ]

Please. As if not having permission would've stopped me.

[outdistanced]

I'm aware. Because you clearly don't know how to do anything else.

[foreverphantom]

Of course not. When no one is strong enough to stop you, there's no point in following any rules at all, is there?

[outdistanced]

That's - such a selfish way of thinking.

[ not a surprising one, though. ]

Whatever. I don't even see the appeal of... pumpkin carving in the first place.

[ weird ass holiday with hecking SKELETONS EVERYWHERE ]

[foreverphantom]

You don't want to create a little carnage even when the rules do give you express permission?

[outdistanced]

No? I'm pretty sure you're the only person who's looking for every opportunity to destroy things, with or without permission.

[foreverphantom]

If I was, culturally sanctioned pumpkin mutilation wouldn't have become a thing in the first place. You're the weird one here.

[outdistanced]

I don't know, that's a pretty weird cultural thing to begin with.

[foreverphantom]

Well, not in America it's not.

[outdistanced]

[ squints ]

I live in Seattle and I've never heard of it.

[foreverphantom]

[ gawks ]

They definitely have Halloween in Seattle.

[outdistanced]

Maybe outside, but not in the Tower.

[foreverphantom]

Sounds like the Tower is boring.

[outdistanced]

And I bet you think anything is boring if it’s not wrecking whatever you feel like at the time.