[ not hot topic but laurence isn't allowed to judge fashion. but he CAN judge whatever is happening here, watching with a frown. ]
Why.
Why.
Because there's no point? It's a weird lamp, but who cares enough to try to wreck it just because? Doing that crap just makes this whole place worse for everyone.
You seriously want to make yourself public enemy number one? Even if you don't care about that, you're as stuck here as any of us. Do you want to live in a trash heap?
Then go ahead, but don't drag the rest of us into it. It sucks enough that we're supposed to be dead in the first place.
And you have experience with that?
[ ?????????? ]
[ ?????????? ]
Four times?! So you - you died four times?! How is that even possible?!
[ no! not the usual! ]
I've never heard of anything like that before. I don't think even Iris can do something like that.
I've never heard of anything like that before. I don't think even Iris can do something like that.
And you do because you've died so many times...?
Just like the rest of us. [ ... ] Most of us.
Sounds like this is different than what pretty much everyone expected, anyway, so you're not alone there.
Sounds like this is different than what pretty much everyone expected, anyway, so you're not alone there.
Charlie already said it wasn't Heaven. So maybe you're right about this "ghost zone" thing.
...How would you know? If that's what it is.
...How would you know? If that's what it is.
[ so the ghost zone is as bad as it sounds, then. ]
It's not that bad here, so far. A little weird, but there's not really any trouble here.
[ except for you, problem child. ]
It's not that bad here, so far. A little weird, but there's not really any trouble here.
[ except for you, problem child. ]
[ yeets them in the arcade ]
These "prizes" don't look all that special.
[ sticky hands?? ]
These "prizes" don't look all that special.
[ sticky hands?? ]

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