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[foreverphantom]

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[unsync]

It's something like a Japanese slot machine.

And no, I'm not here for that either. I don't gamble.

[foreverphantom]

Well...what are you here for, then?

[ i say, having forced him to be here in the first place ]

[unsync]

Just looking out of curiosity what kind of buildings we have in here.

Why are you here?

[foreverphantom]

[ shrugs ]

Same, I guess. I've never been inside a casino before.

[unsync]

Then why'd you attack me for being in one?

There's nothing good about gambling.

[foreverphantom]

I didn't know asking counted as an attack now.

[ but anyway ]

...alright, so what is good, then?

[unsync]

You were pressing me about it kind of a lot.

Studying, getting into a good school, helping people, doing nice things for you and yourself that aren't detrimental.

[foreverphantom]

[ oh his expression IMMEDIATELY sours ]

None of those guarantee good anything.

[unsync]

Getting into gambling guarantees bad things.

Isn't that better?

[foreverphantom]

When did I say I was gambling?!

[unsync]

It's just a relevant example!

[foreverphantom]

Where are you even going with this?!

[unsync]

You're the one who asked me what was good and bad, or whatever...

[ Sighs. ]

Well, did you find anything interesting?

[foreverphantom]

I guess? I mean, I've never been in a casino before, so I don't exactly know what to expect.

[unsync]

Well, it looks like a normal casino. And not like it's actually a front for any crime rings, money laundering, anything suspicious like that.

So, that's good.

[foreverphantom]

How can you tell?

[unsync]

Certain places just have a certain look to them.

It's the little things.

[foreverphantom]

You just...have a "bad vibe"-ometer that goes off around dodgy stuff?

[unsync]

It's about looking for the little things, like any weirdly blocked off rooms. Guards in odd locations. Special VIP pathways that aren't accessible to the general public.

[foreverphantom]

Why do you know all this?

[unsync]

I studied hard.

[ As you do. ]

[foreverphantom]

At what, How To Find Mob Fronts School?

[unsync]

Is that something you have in your world...?

[foreverphantom]

[ drags hand down his face ]

If I say yes, how will you react.

[unsync]

I'd say it's a really weird and hyperspecific thing to have as a school, but who am I to judge! It must mean everyone there is really good at finding mob fronts!