RYUKI

[foreverphantom]

shitpost tbd

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[foreverphantom]

Maybe you should act less like a weird alien too. You need to live it up a little.

[unsync]

I live it up plenty in my own time, thanks.

[foreverphantom]

Okay, but like, just so we're on the same page--what's your definition of "living it up," exactly?

[unsync]

That's my secret.

But I am an adult so it's probably not going to be the same as yours.

[foreverphantom]

Alright. What do you think it is for me, then?

[unsync]

Video games? I know I played a lot when I was your age!

[foreverphantom]

Alright, not a bad start. What else?

[unsync]

Hanging with friends? Going on vacation?

There's a lot of stuff general people do for fun, but I don't know what your personal interests are.

[foreverphantom]

...You know what, that's on me. I set the bar too low.

[unsync]

So...

What kind of games do you like?

[foreverphantom]

Hmm...flight simulators, mostly. And this one game, Doomed.

[unsync]

[ Chooses to erase the flight simulator from his brain. ]

Is it the one that's like, a first-person and you have to survive waves of monsters and get through puzzle levels?

[foreverphantom]

...yes? I mean, basically.