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[foreverphantom]

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[foreverphantom]

Where are you even going with this?!

[unsync]

You're the one who asked me what was good and bad, or whatever...

[ Sighs. ]

Well, did you find anything interesting?

[foreverphantom]

I guess? I mean, I've never been in a casino before, so I don't exactly know what to expect.

[unsync]

Well, it looks like a normal casino. And not like it's actually a front for any crime rings, money laundering, anything suspicious like that.

So, that's good.

[foreverphantom]

How can you tell?

[unsync]

Certain places just have a certain look to them.

It's the little things.

[foreverphantom]

You just...have a "bad vibe"-ometer that goes off around dodgy stuff?

[unsync]

It's about looking for the little things, like any weirdly blocked off rooms. Guards in odd locations. Special VIP pathways that aren't accessible to the general public.

[foreverphantom]

Why do you know all this?

[unsync]

I studied hard.

[ As you do. ]

[foreverphantom]

At what, How To Find Mob Fronts School?

[unsync]

Is that something you have in your world...?

[foreverphantom]

[ drags hand down his face ]

If I say yes, how will you react.

[unsync]

I'd say it's a really weird and hyperspecific thing to have as a school, but who am I to judge! It must mean everyone there is really good at finding mob fronts!

[foreverphantom]

[ hey. this icon is deeply unsettling lowe. why. ]

...I can never tell if you're being sarcastic or not.

[unsync]

I'm... not.

[ He had to think about it a little because he wasn't being serious but at the same time, he wouldn't call it sarcastic either. ]

[foreverphantom]

[ he's speechless for a little while until ]

...I think my sister would love talking to you.

[unsync]

I'm going to assume, by the way you've been talking to me so far, that that might not be a good thing.

[ It's fine, they can gossip about Danny instead. ]

[foreverphantom]

She's like the smartest person I've ever met and is probably going to go to Harvard and become a Nobel Prize winner.

[unsync]

Oh! She sounds really impressive!

[foreverphantom]

Yup. So maybe don't just automatically assume it'll be a bad thing.

[unsync]

Maybe don't constantly talk to me like I'm a weird alien and I won't assume it's a bad thing, Danny...

[foreverphantom]

Maybe you should act less like a weird alien too. You need to live it up a little.

[unsync]

I live it up plenty in my own time, thanks.

[foreverphantom]

Okay, but like, just so we're on the same page--what's your definition of "living it up," exactly?