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[foreverphantom]

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[foreverphantom]

Why do you know all this?

[unsync]

I studied hard.

[ As you do. ]

[foreverphantom]

At what, How To Find Mob Fronts School?

[unsync]

Is that something you have in your world...?

[foreverphantom]

[ drags hand down his face ]

If I say yes, how will you react.

[unsync]

I'd say it's a really weird and hyperspecific thing to have as a school, but who am I to judge! It must mean everyone there is really good at finding mob fronts!

[foreverphantom]

[ hey. this icon is deeply unsettling lowe. why. ]

...I can never tell if you're being sarcastic or not.

[unsync]

I'm... not.

[ He had to think about it a little because he wasn't being serious but at the same time, he wouldn't call it sarcastic either. ]

[foreverphantom]

[ he's speechless for a little while until ]

...I think my sister would love talking to you.

[unsync]

I'm going to assume, by the way you've been talking to me so far, that that might not be a good thing.

[ It's fine, they can gossip about Danny instead. ]

[foreverphantom]

She's like the smartest person I've ever met and is probably going to go to Harvard and become a Nobel Prize winner.

[unsync]

Oh! She sounds really impressive!

[foreverphantom]

Yup. So maybe don't just automatically assume it'll be a bad thing.

[unsync]

Maybe don't constantly talk to me like I'm a weird alien and I won't assume it's a bad thing, Danny...

[foreverphantom]

Maybe you should act less like a weird alien too. You need to live it up a little.

[unsync]

I live it up plenty in my own time, thanks.

[foreverphantom]

Okay, but like, just so we're on the same page--what's your definition of "living it up," exactly?

[unsync]

That's my secret.

But I am an adult so it's probably not going to be the same as yours.

[foreverphantom]

Alright. What do you think it is for me, then?

[unsync]

Video games? I know I played a lot when I was your age!

[foreverphantom]

Alright, not a bad start. What else?

[unsync]

Hanging with friends? Going on vacation?

There's a lot of stuff general people do for fun, but I don't know what your personal interests are.

[foreverphantom]

...You know what, that's on me. I set the bar too low.

[unsync]

So...

What kind of games do you like?

[foreverphantom]

Hmm...flight simulators, mostly. And this one game, Doomed.