SCARAMOUCHE

[foreverphantom]

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w0, friday

[foreverphantom]

[ in a massage chair, reading a kinda crappy murder mystery novel. that's it that's the starter ]

[nascens]

[He is so valid. Glancing over as he passes by to wherever the hell it is he's going.]

If everyone could react like this, Fridays would be so much less of a nuisance.

[foreverphantom]

[ snorts and flips a page ]

Got people sobbing all over you, huh?

[nascens]

Fortunately they've cleared the very low bar of not being that idiotic. They trip over the very next one, though.

[foreverphantom]

Oh?

[nascens]

The bar of not being annoyingly morose and tense about a murder that doesn't even matter.

[foreverphantom]

Oh. Yeah. Well, it won't matter only if we "pass" this stupid audit and get them back. I doubt they'll be un-killed if we fail.

But we'd have larger problems at that point anyway.

w2 mon!

[nascens]

[SCARAMOUCHE IS HERE at the aquarium, just kind of watching the fish float by... Nothing immediately seems different about him, though he's a different color palette today.]

Why are they only serving shrimp if there are so many other fish on hand...

[foreverphantom]

[ is he shorter. the shorts make it look like he's supposed to be a lil boy. anyway dante doesn't know him well enough to recognize this as an actual difference and not just a different weird outfit. ]

Cultural norms, I suppose. Some of these might be endangered too.

Nothing's really stopping you from getting them yourself, though, if you want to eat them.

[nascens]

[HE ISN'T ANY SHORTER THAN HIS USUAL SHORTASS HEIGHT, HE JUST HAS THE CURSE OF GENSHIN'S SMALL MODEL and wears shorts always.]

I don't. [Imagine having to eat in this economy, couldn't be his ass.] It's just a strange thing. People do love these aquariums, though... Even Hell had one.

[foreverphantom]

[ boyshorts wearin mf ]

And here I was lamenting how often golf shows up. Did Hell have one of those minigolf courses too?

[nascens]

[THAT'S HIM!!!!! There's a little huff of a laugh.]

No, that was something we skipped. Why, did you have to deal with it?

[foreverphantom]

No, actually. We had Ikea.

w3 sat

[nascens]

[HE'S LOOKING IRRITATED AFTER ALL OF THAT. Well he always looks irritated so that's not anything too unusual... Just hanging out on the flight deck, staring out toward the tarmac.]

What a farce.

[foreverphantom]

[ dante especially looks like he's sucking on a sour lemon ]

Even moreso than usual. My entire team just racing each other to declare themselves the culprit first.

[ not the entire team. he's just pissy. ]

[nascens]

That was particularly foolish.

[Like. Kind of funny. BUT ALSO RIDICULOUS.]

[foreverphantom]

They're all idiots. And I doubt they'll learn anything from this.

[nascens]

You really ended up on a team full of self-sacrificial morons. If they're going to go out, they should at least aim for some achievements.

[foreverphantom]

Infuriating. At least my last team was full of freaks and when we died it was against our wills.

w4 thurs

[nascens]

[HE'S ALREADY IN THE MEDBAY SO HE'LL JUST DO THE TOUR how is the lad how is he holding up IS HE EVEN STILL HERE]

[foreverphantom]

[ yeah sure he'll be here! he'd rather get medical attention than not at this point. he just heaves a sigh when he sees scaramouche looking at him ]

Hi.

[nascens]

[Just a little nod. Rip to you cyoaers...]

Rough time out there?

[foreverphantom]

Ugh.

[nascens]

Seems to be the general consensus.

[foreverphantom]

It'll be your turn soon, you know.