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[foreverphantom]

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[nascens]

You don't find their stress antics annoying?

[foreverphantom]

I do. But it's different when it's warranted.

[ read: he'd be too preoccupied with his own stress antics to find others' annoying ]

[nascens]

It's rarely warranted.

[IT'S NEVER WARRANTED in his extremely biased opinion.]

[foreverphantom]

That much, we can agree on. [ says guy who literally threw a fistfight tantrum the other day ]

[nascens]

[You are so funny Dante never change.]

And yet, that's all we'll be seeing from here through Sunday, I'm sure. Unwarranted, ridiculous reactions.

[foreverphantom]

Don't forget about the first four, five hours of trial where everyone finds new and novel ways to be insane.

[nascens]

I wish that I could forget about it.

[HE HATES TRIAL.]

[foreverphantom]

I'm sure that's exactly why the auditors picked you for this repeat over someone else.

[nascens]

It's just a stroke of misfortune, given it was randomized. But strokes of misfortune aren't unusual for anyone here if they've managed to get into situations like this once already, anyway.

[foreverphantom]

They say it was random. That doesn't necessarily mean it was.

...but you're not wrong, either.

[nascens]

If it wasn't, we'll find out sooner or later.

[Said with a little shrug.]

Some here have even been through this thrice, apparently. Not just the people who don't remember being in other places, too.

[foreverphantom]

Thrice?

At least I'm not that unlucky. Yet.

I assume this is only round 2 for you too?

[nascens]

Yet... [ANNOYED. Thinking about how badly he wants to just kill everything with the power to DO THIS TO THEM ALL.]

But yes, it's the second for me. For that obnoxious kid with the dragon, it's apparently the third.

[foreverphantom]

Oh, right.

Of all the people you'd expect to go through three rounds of this, I wouldn't expect him.

[nascens]

It's a surprise, isn't it? Surprising that he managed to get through two, at least. Not surprising that his luck is miserable.