foreverphantom | SCARAMOUCHE

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The choice of victims has left me baffled, frankly.

[Him just like why am I still alive? Hello? I am such an easy target??]

Me too. I'd complain, but. [ shrugs. he's still alive, so. ]

Good luck to you if you stay in your lounge. That's going to be a headache tonight, I'm sure.

[ GROANS WEARILY ]

You could always sleep somewhere else for the night. Or for a few nights. For as long as you want, really.

[ snorts ] Are you offering?

I don't sleep in my lounge either, but I'm sure I could let you in if you decided you wanted to be there.

And here I thought you hated me.

Hatred is an emotion that gives too much to the target of it, really.

Ah, I see. I'm not important enough to warrant hatred.

No one is, really.

[He does not hate anyone here... He just finds some people exceedingly annoying to the point of considering casual murder.]