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[ dante especially looks like he's sucking on a sour lemon ]

Even moreso than usual. My entire team just racing each other to declare themselves the culprit first.

[ not the entire team. he's just pissy. ]

That was particularly foolish.

[Like. Kind of funny. BUT ALSO RIDICULOUS.]

They're all idiots. And I doubt they'll learn anything from this.

You really ended up on a team full of self-sacrificial morons. If they're going to go out, they should at least aim for some achievements.

Infuriating. At least my last team was full of freaks and when we died it was against our wills.

It's only a matter of time before a murderer targets one of them, too, considering they've made it clear they won't hold a grudge and would probably go down fairly easily.

Frankly I'm surprised it hasn't already happened yet.

The choice of victims has left me baffled, frankly.

[Him just like why am I still alive? Hello? I am such an easy target??]

Me too. I'd complain, but. [ shrugs. he's still alive, so. ]

Good luck to you if you stay in your lounge. That's going to be a headache tonight, I'm sure.

[ GROANS WEARILY ]

You could always sleep somewhere else for the night. Or for a few nights. For as long as you want, really.

[ snorts ] Are you offering?

I don't sleep in my lounge either, but I'm sure I could let you in if you decided you wanted to be there.

And here I thought you hated me.

Hatred is an emotion that gives too much to the target of it, really.

Ah, I see. I'm not important enough to warrant hatred.

No one is, really.

[He does not hate anyone here... He just finds some people exceedingly annoying to the point of considering casual murder.]

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