[ points to the cute small animal ones ] Something that animates those but not into some unholy creation of blood magic and terror? Harder than you would believe.
[ points ] Half the fun of animating the inanimate to life is scaring the pants off of someone. When they're already pantswettingly scary, then it's moot point.
[ he opens his mouth to offer to do it if he finds that many chickens here, but then he remembers he's weak and puny now and would probably get demolished.
(lols in post-goosening)
tries to rally himself back to being a bristly little shithead ]
...get rid of the chickens, then, if they bother you so much.
A corruptive presence that lives deep underground. Every so often they find their way to the surface to spread their taint, killing everything and anything in their way. My village was destroyed by the last one.
[ can't kill the chickens when the chickens are now all full of the plague!! ]
Until the entire continent is infected. Everything it touches grows ill and eventually dies. People, the land, the animals. The only way to stop a blight is to find the archdemon who started it and kill the bastard and even then... the land doesn't recover. Not quickly at least.
Seeing how you're more likely to die from infection or simply the sheer number of demons before finding the bastard? Incredibly difficult. Grey Wardens are usually the unlucky few who have the skill to do so but they've become increasingly rare.
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w1, mon
There's got to be a spell that does this.
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Ask me again when you've been pecked repeatedly by twenty sharp beaks all demanding food right this moment.
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Just step on them. Easy.
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Between the feathers, the beaks, and the sheer amount of noise they cause, I truly would pay good coin to watch this.
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(lols in post-goosening)
tries to rally himself back to being a bristly little shithead ]
...get rid of the chickens, then, if they bother you so much.
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[ he's going to regret telling dan about this but also, yolo ]
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[ can't kill the chickens when the chickens are now all full of the plague!! ]
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So then, what, it just keeps spreading? Like a plague?
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