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[foreverphantom]

shitpost tbd

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[nonmagicuser]

[ WHY ARE YOU JUST A SMALL FERAL FENRIS ]

And you light fires to feel joy too undoubtedly.

[foreverphantom]

[ so, so morosely: ] I didn't have to. I had fire on me at all times.

Not that it matters anymore.

[nonmagicuser]

[tiredly ] Of course you did.

And now you're simply a peasant like the rest of us plebeians. Sounds like someone out there has a sense of humour.

[foreverphantom]

Great. My suffering is your entertainment. Good to know.

[nonmagicuser]

It's a nice change from being the entertainment. Maybe you should do a flip.

[foreverphantom]

With what skill? In case you haven't noticed, I'm a weak, frail, pathetic noodle!

[nonmagicuser]

Well, there's nothing stopping you from learning a new skill while you're here.

[foreverphantom]

I am not learning to do flips.

[nonmagicuser]

[ raises his eyebrows at dan's sulking form ]

I'm not hearing better suggestions.

[foreverphantom]

I didn't come here to make any.

[nonmagicuser]

You've got to get some hobbies. Maybe take up knitting. Doom and despair is not cutting it.

[foreverphantom]

Hobbies are for people.

[nonmagicuser]

Unfortunately for us all, you are a people now too.

[foreverphantom]

[ glares ]

[nonmagicuser]

[ sucks 2 be u little dude ]

So! Knitting? I've heard it's very therapeutic.

[foreverphantom]

The only thing that's therapeutic is destroying stuff.

Not twiddling around with yarn all day.

[nonmagicuser]

You know, I've once hear someone describe it as 'wrap, strangle, and pull'.

[foreverphantom]

[ ....he's listening. ]

[nonmagicuser]

[ makes tying and pulling gestures ]

According to them, it's good stress relief when you're lacking the means to strangle the daylights out of someone.

[foreverphantom]

...and you can really get enough tension and force with it for it to be satisfying?

[nonmagicuser]

[ slaps the first three things that pops into his head off the list ]

Oh absolutely. You'll hear it straight from them. There's something satisfying about making passive aggressive eye contact between them and the person they want to murder while they slowly strangle their yarns.

[foreverphantom]

[ hmmm. ] So it can even double as psychological warfare...

[nonmagicuser]

[ wry ]

As it turns out a lot of things passed as frivolous hobbies can be considered such.

[foreverphantom]

Name one other.

[nonmagicuser]

Raising birds.