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[foreverphantom]

shitpost tbd

Comments

[nonmagicuser]

You've got to get some hobbies. Maybe take up knitting. Doom and despair is not cutting it.

[foreverphantom]

Hobbies are for people.

[nonmagicuser]

Unfortunately for us all, you are a people now too.

[foreverphantom]

[ glares ]

[nonmagicuser]

[ sucks 2 be u little dude ]

So! Knitting? I've heard it's very therapeutic.

[foreverphantom]

The only thing that's therapeutic is destroying stuff.

Not twiddling around with yarn all day.

[nonmagicuser]

You know, I've once hear someone describe it as 'wrap, strangle, and pull'.

[foreverphantom]

[ ....he's listening. ]

[nonmagicuser]

[ makes tying and pulling gestures ]

According to them, it's good stress relief when you're lacking the means to strangle the daylights out of someone.

[foreverphantom]

...and you can really get enough tension and force with it for it to be satisfying?

[nonmagicuser]

[ slaps the first three things that pops into his head off the list ]

Oh absolutely. You'll hear it straight from them. There's something satisfying about making passive aggressive eye contact between them and the person they want to murder while they slowly strangle their yarns.

[foreverphantom]

[ hmmm. ] So it can even double as psychological warfare...

[nonmagicuser]

[ wry ]

As it turns out a lot of things passed as frivolous hobbies can be considered such.

[foreverphantom]

Name one other.

[nonmagicuser]

Raising birds.

[foreverphantom]

Not that one. Pick another one.

[nonmagicuser]

[ PLS ]

Flower arranging. Apparently there are specific ways to say 'Fuck You and all your ancestors'