MIKA

[foreverphantom]

shitpost tbd

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[foreverphantom]

I think if we can get kidnapped without consequences, then old mashed potatoes can be kept in the vending machines without consequences too.

[eleisoned]

Who's running this city?!

[foreverphantom]

Who knows. Maybe they're the one who kidnapped us in the first place.

[eleisoned]

I don't know... Gold Mouse said there's a mayor, but they sound incompetent, so I have a hard time thinking it was them. It sounded more like it was the doing of one of these "villains" or something.

[foreverphantom]

Why would a villain bring 40-something people in for a hero competition all about fighting villains?

Just because someone's incompetent doesn't mean they can't do some serious damage.

[eleisoned]

There are different kinds of incompetent. Some kinds can't get anything done, whether it's a good idea or a terrible one.

[foreverphantom]

Maybe. Sometimes they even flip back and forth.

Either way, I still think the mayor or whoever being behind this is more likely than a villain who's just gonna get demolished in a hero competition.

[eleisoned]

The leaders did seem to think this whole set up was the work of a villain! The villain being the mayor would be a big twist, wouldn't it?

[foreverphantom]

[ huffs ] Not as much of one as you'd think.

[eleisoned]

Oh no, are the politics in your home that corrupt?

[foreverphantom]

Not really, but...you can't really know what to expect when your mayor could get possessed at any minute.

[eleisoned]

Possessed?

[foreverphantom]

[ nodding ] Ghosts.

If one wanted, they could just...possess the mayor and make them do whatever they want.

[eleisoned]

Woah, scary! Have you ever seen a ghost?!

[foreverphantom]

[ laughs ] Oh, plenty.

[eleisoned]

Hehe! That's crazy! Sometimes I think my new dorm might be haunted, but I've never actually seen a ghost before!

[foreverphantom]

What's so haunted about it?

[eleisoned]

It's just dark and creepy. And practically no one else lives there so whenever I hear a noise at night I'm like - was that a person? Or a ghost? Or a rat?

[foreverphantom]

Mmm. Well, I'd help if I could, but that's not exactly enough to go on to tell if it's a ghost or just a place being dark and creepy.

[eleisoned]

You sound like an expert!

[foreverphantom]

I've dealt with a lot of ghosts.

[eleisoned]

Dealt with them how? An exorcism like in the movies...?!

[foreverphantom]

Nah, those don't do anything. Usually people use weapons. Or...containment devices.

[eleisoned]

Wow... So guns still work even on ghosts...

[ she just. assumes. ]

[foreverphantom]

[ snorts ]

Well. Not normal guns.