MIKA

[foreverphantom]

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[eleisoned]

Hehe! That's crazy! Sometimes I think my new dorm might be haunted, but I've never actually seen a ghost before!

[foreverphantom]

What's so haunted about it?

[eleisoned]

It's just dark and creepy. And practically no one else lives there so whenever I hear a noise at night I'm like - was that a person? Or a ghost? Or a rat?

[foreverphantom]

Mmm. Well, I'd help if I could, but that's not exactly enough to go on to tell if it's a ghost or just a place being dark and creepy.

[eleisoned]

You sound like an expert!

[foreverphantom]

I've dealt with a lot of ghosts.

[eleisoned]

Dealt with them how? An exorcism like in the movies...?!

[foreverphantom]

Nah, those don't do anything. Usually people use weapons. Or...containment devices.

[eleisoned]

Wow... So guns still work even on ghosts...

[ she just. assumes. ]

[foreverphantom]

[ snorts ]

Well. Not normal guns.

[eleisoned]

Ohhh. Did an engineering club have to make a special ghost gun?

[foreverphantom]

Yeah, I guess you could say that.

Lots of special ghost guns.

[eleisoned]

Because there are lots of ghosts...?!

[foreverphantom]

Ehhh. They built a ton of ghost weapons long before ghosts were common knowledge.

[eleisoned]

... That sounds about right for engineers. They're always building things no one needs yet.

[foreverphantom]

[ huffs a laugh ] And sometimes, they build things no one would ever need.

[eleisoned]

Most of the time!

[foreverphantom]

Pfft, yeah. Most of the time.

You know a lot of engineers?

[eleisoned]

I'm not personally acquainted with them, but we keep a close eye on the activities of other schools. Millennium Science School is notorious for having an eccentric engineering club.

[foreverphantom]

Huh.

And...who's 'we'?

[eleisoned]

Trinity, my school. Or, well, the Tea Party. We're essentially the student council.

[foreverphantom]

Your student council is called the Tea Party?

[eleisoned]

That's right. The three of us meet to discuss business matters over tea. It's like tradition.

[foreverphantom]

That's...I've never heard of a student council meeting like that.

[eleisoned]

Well, every school does things differently...