JIAOQIU

[foreverphantom]

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w0, saturday

[foreverphantom]

[ we are in the kitchen! Dan, newly outfitted along with a variety of spiked bracelets, is idly grabbing knives out of the cutlery drawer and throwing them at the opposite wall

none of them are sticking on account of the wall is brick. two of the knives have slightly dented tips, but all five of them are just in a small sad pile as they fall to the counter. ]

[fried]

[ ougughhghg he is Offended by this

jiaoqiu, in his tragically boring canon outfit, comes into the kitchen to make food, as you do, and then stops and watches dan do this. after a moment, he just marches right over and attempts to take dan by the wrist before he can throw the knife. yes, this is dangerous. no, he does not care. ]

What are you doing, child.

[foreverphantom]

[ he is now being held by his bony, bony wrist! he tries to tug out of jiaoqiu's grip, but i'm not even gonna roll for it and say that he's too weak for it ]

What do you care? What are you, the police?

w0, monday

[foreverphantom]

[ i don't care where we are

but wherever it is, the second he spots jiaoqiu, he is going to approach him from behind and try to get a handful of that fluffy ass tail ]

[fried]

[ HELP ME

well, he can do this, but jiaoqiu's instinct is to bite whatever is touching his tail, which he will attempt to do with a 13, and also a small yelp. ]

[foreverphantom]

[ well i rolled an 8, so he is unable to avoid getting bitten and shouts in surprise, even if it's not that bad of a bite

but it does trigger his own instincts to bite back, which he tries to do with a 14 ]

w0, tuesday

[foreverphantom]

[ well. here is this sad pathetic thing. he's barely moved since the fight, only to shove himself into a corner around the back of the mansion.

he's just laying here curled up in a tight little ball facing the mansion wall. ]

[fried]

[ aw, buddy. jiaoqiu would be lying if he didn't think he didn't deserve it at least a little, but he's unfortunately a squishy thing on the inside, so he comes to check.

he folds his arms, standing close by. he'd crouch, but if he did he would never stand back up again. ]

Is your head bothering you, or are we pouting?

[foreverphantom]

[ morosely: ] What do you want?

w0, friday

[foreverphantom]

[ guess who's here! here, being the soundstage

it's this asshole, screaming himself hoarse as he makes the hugest mess that he can. Throwing vinyl records to the floor, smashing them to the ground, not caring if the shards slice him up.

it's fine, because he's already injured! Bloody knuckles and an absolutely massive swollen black eye. ]

[fried]

[ oh buddy

jiaoqiu can hear him from a mile away, and when he comes up, he rubs at his face briefly before just. standing a bit away. far enough that he isn't going to get sliced, theoretically, though he can't stop brimstone from hitting him if he's gonna. ]

Brimstone. [ sharp, like knuckles rapped against a desk. but not unkind. ]

[foreverphantom]

[ the screaming becomes barely comprehensible for a ] Shut up! [ before he continues on his merry way ]

w0, saturday

[foreverphantom]

[ whatever jiaoqiu doing in the kitchen, i guess the guy officially known now as brimstone finds him. and launches himself at him like heathcliff.

i'm sorry ]

[fried]

[ well

he dies ]

[fried]

[ more seriously he does get knocked down, he has no resistance to this. he does bite out of instinct though ]

[foreverphantom]

[ he yowls against the bite and has to pause to shake out his bitten hand

but then he's going in to punch jiaoqiu wherever he can manage to get a hit in--although he's loosely aiming for the face ]

w0, sunday

[foreverphantom]

[ wherever we are, he hunts jiaoqiu down and yeets a bag of frozen peas at him ]

[fried]

[ SORRY I TOOK FOREVER

anyway the peas hit him where he's curled up on his bed in his room. ]

... Will you please stop throwing things at me. [ exhausted. ]

[foreverphantom]

No.

Fix yourself. [ gestures vaguely at the bag of peas and then him overall ]

w1, monday

[foreverphantom]

[ i was joking about the grinch earlier but fuck it let's actually do that, his hair is now grinch green and styled to match. so i guess kinda jimmy neutron-esque???

he's also got the weird pointed furry seuss fingers. which looks kinda weird through the fingerless gloves of his outfit.

he is at the christmas tree where he spots his own gift. and just. immediately stomps on it to crush it into the snow. ]

[fried]

[ looks

at him do this

thinks about not approaching, and then sighs and heads over. he's see-through today, like a ghost. haha, wild. ]

Surely it can't be that bad.

[foreverphantom]

[ is he glaring at him bc he hates christmas, or is he glaring at him bc he's jealous that jiaoqiu is looking more ghostly than him? ]

It's definitely not the worst. But it is bad. And the obnoxiousness makes it worse.

w7, monday

[foreverphantom]

[ we are in: the corgi car! brimstone just kind of stands there, watching it all happen before him. he's back in human form btw, not that jiaoqiu can apparently realize it ]

So this is what you all kept talking about.

[ brimstone's chao is playing with the corgis! ]

[fried]

[ he can kind of see, a little, so at the very least he can tell that brimstone's hair is theoretically a different color. ]

I thought that you were all able to see things on this side. [ curiously. he watches the chao play with the corgis with an amused look.

he is staying. far away from the corgis, for the record. ]

[foreverphantom]

[ lol. ]

Oh, we were. But it's different to actually see it in person. We got most of the same places you all did, eventually, but not this train.