Yeah, mood. [ well. ] I mean more like I'd rather keep how our afterlives work because even though rebirth is an option I cannot think of any hero who has been reborn as a penguin.
For heroes specifically? Elysium. Think of it like paradise. For the particularly virtuous or the heroic who're judged and granted Elysium, they're allowed to stay there, or they can opt for rebirth. If you live and die three times, and you reach Elysium three times, you're allowed entrance to the Isles of the Blest. So...ultimate paradise.
Most people end up in Asphodel because most human lives end up unremarkable. It isn't necessarily a bad thing, but death is death. You eventually forget who you are the longer you're there. [ a pause. ] And obviously there's the Fields of Punishment, but I feel like that's self-explanatory. Obviously the goal is Elysium though.
I think our world might be an exception. Or at least most people think death is as simple as what you're saying. Most people don't know the gods are real so...who knows? I don't think it's bad for it to be that simple either.
True enough. [ true...enough. ] Weird as it is to say, maybe things being less complicated here isn't as bad as we think it is. All of the weird field trips and stuff notwithstanding. I could use a break from those for a while to focus on something else.
Because my entire life is meant to be a nightmare? [ it's muttered, but then he seems to realize he said it and he shakes his head. ] No idea. I've been trying to figure it out, too. Maybe the guy watching us got tired of me waiting for the Halloween store to open.
[ also a joke, but it's pretty clear that he has zero idea and it freaks him out a little. ]
It would definitely be more unconventional than the other reasons this has happened to me before, but I also wouldn't be surprised if it was something that dumb.
Sure. It's always easier when they're upfront about why they're kidnapping me. Usually as bait, but you know. [ but the way he says it is a little too stilted like maybe he doesn't want to think that hard about it, so he waves it off. ] No offense to everybody but I would appreciate being kidnapped less for once.
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Most people end up in Asphodel because most human lives end up unremarkable. It isn't necessarily a bad thing, but death is death. You eventually forget who you are the longer you're there. [ a pause. ] And obviously there's the Fields of Punishment, but I feel like that's self-explanatory. Obviously the goal is Elysium though.
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Do you have any idea how often I do kind of wish my life was easier to understand?
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I can imagine. I wish mine was less complicated too, and I've only got one form of afterlife to worry about.
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Any idea why you got nabbed twice?
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[ also a joke, but it's pretty clear that he has zero idea and it freaks him out a little. ]
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That'd be one hell of a petty motive to kidnap someone a second time.
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It would definitely be more unconventional than the other reasons this has happened to me before, but I also wouldn't be surprised if it was something that dumb.
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