NICO

[foreverphantom]

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[foreverphantom]

Sounds like your kidnappings are usually a little more sensible. That's reassuring, I guess.

[resumed]

Sure. It's always easier when they're upfront about why they're kidnapping me. Usually as bait, but you know. [ but the way he says it is a little too stilted like maybe he doesn't want to think that hard about it, so he waves it off. ] No offense to everybody but I would appreciate being kidnapped less for once.

[foreverphantom]

I don't think anyone would ever ask to be kidnapped more.

[resumed]

Hey, you never know. I'd hate to discount somebody's feelings on accident. [ this is a bad joke please stop talking. ]

[foreverphantom]

What about your kidnapper's feelings?

[resumed]

If those feelings are "crushed", I'm happy to respect them. [ listen. fuck those people but also man. ]