Nyahihi... Hard to have carnage with all the cats out, an’ the place is always a mess anyway.
[He does not seem to have an issue with this.
Also just for the record the knife is still perfectly secured on the roomba, he’s just removed the fish to bin it and now he’s poking at the roomba’s smoking parts. Hmm.]
Way I see it, just gotta make sure they’re workin’ right, but I’m pretty sure they ain’t supposed to be smoking this way.
Meow, there's plenty o' smoke to go around, so I gotta wonder what's you an' what's the roombas around here.
[This is like when you leave the youngest child with the family pets and come back to the house on fire but like, slightly less fire and slightly more pet problems.
Hans just. Pours water onto the roomba because he doesn't know how electronics work but he does know what you do for smoke. F for this roomba, it served them well.]
Seems like they worked pretty hard, though, with the dorms this week.
Mya-meow?? Ya used the roomba to cook the fish? They're more powerful than I thought.
[We really must emphasize that this catte has no idea how roombas work for the most part. If it can smoke, maybe it can smoke the fish. I now decree this the PC shitpost. ☆
Hans turns the wet roomba upside down. It is now smoking less, but it definitely is not doing anything else ever again.
He grabs another knife and starts poking at it. This is not how you're supposed to get at a roomba's insides, maybe he'll add electrocution to his list of life lessons.]
If I can wake it back up meowbe it'll come back stronger.
What, were ya plannin' to eat the roomba along with the fish?
[That one's an actual joke, all things considered -- it's probably not entirely out of the question for one of ye oldes to try to eat a roomba considering I am pretty sure some of them tried to eat the phones Week 0, but Hans is pretty good at figuring out what's edible. Usually without putting it in his mouth.
Mostly. Probably.
He shrugs, but at least he stops trying to stab the roomba. The buttons sure aren't working; so instead it gets placed next to the bin after the viking funeral.]
We'll see ameowt that one, though. Ya still want fish?
Nah, I just wanted to see if I could start a cat vs. roomba war. I thought the fish might engage them, and wanted to see if cooked fish would do the trick better.
Better be careful playin' too rough with the cats. Boss Tiger'll complain an' ya might bite off meowre than ya bargained for.
[Somewhat similarly to his commentary about the roombas, it's hard to tell whether Hans is actually worried about the cats or not -- or if he ascribes as much mystical power to the cats as he might ascribe to the roombas. (Possibly more, in fact.)
Well, either way, all's well that ends well. (Two people are dead??)
The next thing he does is completely remove the cover-thing from the stove.]
Well, I gotta say runnin' around investigating all day gets a fella's appetite up, an' we don't even get food rewards. [starts removing fish from the freezer] Roombas eat up all the paint already, too?
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[He does not seem to have an issue with this.
Also just for the record the knife is still perfectly secured on the roomba, he’s just removed the fish to bin it and now he’s poking at the roomba’s smoking parts. Hmm.]
Way I see it, just gotta make sure they’re workin’ right, but I’m pretty sure they ain’t supposed to be smoking this way.
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[This is like when you leave the youngest child with the family pets and come back to the house on fire but like, slightly less fire and slightly more pet problems.
Hans just. Pours water onto the roomba because he doesn't know how electronics work but he does know what you do for smoke. F for this roomba, it served them well.]
Seems like they worked pretty hard, though, with the dorms this week.
[The dorm was so much this week.]
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What're you gonna do with them now?
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[We really must emphasize that this catte has no idea how roombas work for the most part. If it can smoke, maybe it can smoke the fish. I now decree this the PC shitpost. ☆
Hans turns the wet roomba upside down. It is now smoking less, but it definitely is not doing anything else ever again.
He grabs another knife and starts poking at it. This is not how you're supposed to get at a roomba's insides, maybe he'll add electrocution to his list of life lessons.]
If I can wake it back up meowbe it'll come back stronger.
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anyway danny snortlaughs ]
I didn't use the roomba to cook the fish, I lit it on fire. The fish, I mean. But the fish was on the roomba, so.
...somehow, I really doubt it's gonna come back at all, much less "stronger."
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[That one's an actual joke, all things considered -- it's probably not entirely out of the question for one of ye oldes to try to eat a roomba considering I am pretty sure some of them tried to eat the phones Week 0, but Hans is pretty good at figuring out what's edible. Usually without putting it in his mouth.
Mostly. Probably.
He shrugs, but at least he stops trying to stab the roomba. The buttons sure aren't working; so instead it gets placed next to the bin after the viking funeral.]
We'll see ameowt that one, though. Ya still want fish?
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[Somewhat similarly to his commentary about the roombas, it's hard to tell whether Hans is actually worried about the cats or not -- or if he ascribes as much mystical power to the cats as he might ascribe to the roombas. (Possibly more, in fact.)
Well, either way, all's well that ends well. (Two people are dead??)
The next thing he does is completely remove the cover-thing from the stove.]
Well, I gotta say runnin' around investigating all day gets a fella's appetite up, an' we don't even get food rewards. [starts removing fish from the freezer] Roombas eat up all the paint already, too?
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