What, were ya plannin' to eat the roomba along with the fish?
[That one's an actual joke, all things considered -- it's probably not entirely out of the question for one of ye oldes to try to eat a roomba considering I am pretty sure some of them tried to eat the phones Week 0, but Hans is pretty good at figuring out what's edible. Usually without putting it in his mouth.
Mostly. Probably.
He shrugs, but at least he stops trying to stab the roomba. The buttons sure aren't working; so instead it gets placed next to the bin after the viking funeral.]
We'll see ameowt that one, though. Ya still want fish?
Nah, I just wanted to see if I could start a cat vs. roomba war. I thought the fish might engage them, and wanted to see if cooked fish would do the trick better.
Better be careful playin' too rough with the cats. Boss Tiger'll complain an' ya might bite off meowre than ya bargained for.
[Somewhat similarly to his commentary about the roombas, it's hard to tell whether Hans is actually worried about the cats or not -- or if he ascribes as much mystical power to the cats as he might ascribe to the roombas. (Possibly more, in fact.)
Well, either way, all's well that ends well. (Two people are dead??)
The next thing he does is completely remove the cover-thing from the stove.]
Well, I gotta say runnin' around investigating all day gets a fella's appetite up, an' we don't even get food rewards. [starts removing fish from the freezer] Roombas eat up all the paint already, too?
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[That one's an actual joke, all things considered -- it's probably not entirely out of the question for one of ye oldes to try to eat a roomba considering I am pretty sure some of them tried to eat the phones Week 0, but Hans is pretty good at figuring out what's edible. Usually without putting it in his mouth.
Mostly. Probably.
He shrugs, but at least he stops trying to stab the roomba. The buttons sure aren't working; so instead it gets placed next to the bin after the viking funeral.]
We'll see ameowt that one, though. Ya still want fish?
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[Somewhat similarly to his commentary about the roombas, it's hard to tell whether Hans is actually worried about the cats or not -- or if he ascribes as much mystical power to the cats as he might ascribe to the roombas. (Possibly more, in fact.)
Well, either way, all's well that ends well. (Two people are dead??)
The next thing he does is completely remove the cover-thing from the stove.]
Well, I gotta say runnin' around investigating all day gets a fella's appetite up, an' we don't even get food rewards. [starts removing fish from the freezer] Roombas eat up all the paint already, too?
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