HARU

[foreverphantom]

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w0, monday

[foreverphantom]

[ at the xpress stuff 2 go, dante will just lean on haru's shoulder all casual-like (haru is taller than him) LEANS ON HIS SHOULDER ANYWAY, OKAY ]

So, find any bleach here yet?

[squirt]

[ if not for the rules of affection week, he would smite dante.

no, he's used to people both being a pain and also draping on him a bit, so he just levels him a flat look. ]

It made sense in context.

[ the bleach... ]

[foreverphantom]

Uh-huh. The context of drinking bleach.

[squirt]

[ it's all fun and games until someone turns into an ASS cowboy

he sighs. ]

People were being annoying. Like you.

w6 mon

[squirt]

[ well

they can be at the pool anyway since that's basically where haru lives ]

Do you actually like swimming?

[ or is this just. his invest designation. ]

[foreverphantom]

[ help ]

Not as much as you do.

[squirt]

[ his thoughts are like. well, yes. true. ]

Yeah. [ just resting at the edge of the pool ] Hopefully we can just leave this place alone now.

[foreverphantom]

Well now you've jinxed it and somebody is absolutely going to murder there again.

[squirt]

But we have so many other locations...

[ there is a CHAINSAW... ]

[foreverphantom]

The more times it happens, the funniest it is.

[ no one said you can't use the chainsaw at the pool! ]

w6, friday

[foreverphantom]

[ if haru wanders by the screaming room he will hear dante roaring in anger. and also lots of thuds, and some cracks. ]

[squirt]

[ well. it's called the screaming room for a reason.

he still flinches a little, but he'll come inside and see... how he's doing.... ]

[foreverphantom]

[ he's wreckin shit!!! everything is smashed to bits, there are holes in the walls, his knuckles are bleeding, and he's clearly tiring but he is still going ]

[squirt]

[ ah...

honestly, he's just gonna let him have it. though he'll step away for a hot minute to pick some stuff up and come back. ]

...Dante?

w6 sat

[squirt]

[ oh boy what a week to be a swim boyz. he'll come visit him later in the evening. ]

...Dante. Is it okay if we talk?

[foreverphantom]

[ blinks. he kind of wasn't expecting haru, honestly ]

Uh, sure?

[squirt]

[ doubting their deep pool connection..........

he'll drop off a lunchbox for him. a dinnerbox? it's a packed meal. ]

...I'm sorry this is happening.

[foreverphantom]

[ just looks at the food. then back up at haru. hopelessly confused ]

Why? And why the food? We barely know each other.

[squirt]

[ well if he ever decides to do more than stare at it, it's good. he sits after he sets down the food. ]

We don't know each other that well, but it's not like I dislike you.

[foreverphantom]

...that's it? That's enough? [ to bring him meals and visit him before his execution?

is this like a homecooked meal that got packed up, or is this takeout from somewhere? ]

w7, mon

[foreverphantom]

[ he is at the horse mural, staring at it, utterly transfixed. ]

[squirt]

[ seems normal ]

...Are you a fan of horses now?

[foreverphantom]

What? No.

It's just...something about this mural...

[squirt]

[ observes it ]

...It does inspire a lot of [ horse ] emotions...

[foreverphantom]

[ it's like they distilled me into a horse mural... ]