HARU

[foreverphantom]

shitpost tbd

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[squirt]

[ his thoughts are like. well, yes. true. ]

Yeah. [ just resting at the edge of the pool ] Hopefully we can just leave this place alone now.

[foreverphantom]

Well now you've jinxed it and somebody is absolutely going to murder there again.

[squirt]

But we have so many other locations...

[ there is a CHAINSAW... ]

[foreverphantom]

The more times it happens, the funniest it is.

[ no one said you can't use the chainsaw at the pool! ]

[squirt]

[ splashes him lightly with water ]

No. No more water-related incidents. [ the aquarium and the pool have seen so much this game. ]

[foreverphantom]

[ pouts in annoyance ]

It all gets cleaned after anyways. All the murder here clearly hasn't deterred you from using the pool as it is, so what does it matter?

[squirt]

Nothing could deter me from swimming. That doesn't mean I want more murder.

[ he huffs. ]

We're not coming out here a third time.

[foreverphantom]

Well. We'll have to see, won't we?

[squirt]

No.

[ HE'S DONE!!!! no more. no one else. nevermind that he has no control over this. ]

We were supposed to get eight more achievements, and we cleared that.

[ they will have a town hall later about how they probably need more now but it's fine ]

[foreverphantom]

And yet, it's not over.

[squirt]

No. But hopefully we won't need to kill a whole bunch more.

[foreverphantom]

You're just going to disappoint yourself with that hope.

[squirt]

Yeah. [ he's endgamed once before, unfortunately he knows how it actually goes ] Usually I'd just resign myself to what it is.

[ But I'm really tired of killing. ]

[foreverphantom]

Well maybe next time you should leave it to those of us who don't mind it.

[squirt]

[ stretching idly ]

...Hmmm. Yeah. It's kind of a pain to keep trying, so I'll let you all handle it.

[ Like it's that easy. ]

[foreverphantom]

Mmm. Yeah.

[ by the tone and expression it's clear he's responding more to the thoughtshare here ]