ZHONGLI

[foreverphantom]

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[dijun]

[ help good for him, he's not a clown! ]

I see. That's charming, something that a person I know would enjoy - especially the, ah, scary costumes.

So that's the intent of the skeletons being out. [ looks at the anatomically incorrect animal ones. stares at the cephalopod ones with disdain. ] ... although some of these could stand to be redone.

[foreverphantom]

Trick or treating doesn't have to involve skeletons. They're just...common set dressing for the holiday.

...but yes, some of these are really disgraceful.

[dijun]

I see. Though I'm not sure if it's... intentional or sheer ineptitude, for the incorrect ones. Perhaps both.

[ wow they can agree on something. ]

But at least the festivities are enjoyable outside of such terrible renditions.

[foreverphantom]

...I don't celebrate anything. But Halloween is the least miserable of them all.

[dijun]

[ politely, but bluntly: ]

That doesn't surprise me. [ you know no joy outside of violence. ] Why not try a little with this one, then?

[foreverphantom]

Try what? Celebrating? [ he sounds almost incredulous ]

[dijun]

Is that such a horrible concept?

[foreverphantom]

...I guess carving a pumpkin doesn't sound too bad.

[dijun]

Will you show me how, then? It's not something I've ever done, and perhaps we can have some fun with it.

[foreverphantom]

...fine.

[ wanders over to the pumpkin station!! grabs a pumpkin and a carving tool. ]

Traditionally, you carve a face into it. It's called a jack o' lantern.

But you can do whatever you want with it.

[ STABS THE PUMPKIN VICIOUSLY ]

[dijun]

[



watches this fucking happen with his usual calm, one of his pointy ears twitching. ]

That is, I suppose, one way to do it. You don't do anything by half, do you?

[foreverphantom]

[ he huffs, almost a laugh ]

Not since I've been me, no.