ZHONGLI

[foreverphantom]

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[dijun]

Is that such a horrible concept?

[foreverphantom]

...I guess carving a pumpkin doesn't sound too bad.

[dijun]

Will you show me how, then? It's not something I've ever done, and perhaps we can have some fun with it.

[foreverphantom]

...fine.

[ wanders over to the pumpkin station!! grabs a pumpkin and a carving tool. ]

Traditionally, you carve a face into it. It's called a jack o' lantern.

But you can do whatever you want with it.

[ STABS THE PUMPKIN VICIOUSLY ]

[dijun]

[



watches this fucking happen with his usual calm, one of his pointy ears twitching. ]

That is, I suppose, one way to do it. You don't do anything by half, do you?

[foreverphantom]

[ he huffs, almost a laugh ]

Not since I've been me, no.