MARCOH

[foreverphantom]

shitpost tbd

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[boxcar]

[ Watches it flop eternally. ]

Okay?

[ He supposes he isn't doing anything else right now. ]

Why are you trying to hide it?

[foreverphantom]

Because it's a cruel joke.

[ starts rifling through hats. i have no idea how hats would be organized in a store.

he puts on this. ]

What about now?

[ let's just go ahead and say that unless indicated otherwise his halo shows through all of them ]

[boxcar]

The pointy part is sticking out.

[ Danny your hot sauce time trauma. ]

How so?

[foreverphantom]

It's practically a symbol for my former jailer.

[ throws that hat off to god knows where in the store and puts on another ] This one?

[boxcar]

... Your jailer?

[ Looks at this hat. ]

I think you want something with height if you want to do this. This hides you more than the halo.

[foreverphantom]

He kept me locked up in a thermos for nearly two years, so yes, my jailer.

[ picks out a hat like this but with this design. ]

This must have the height and width covered now. [ RIGHT? BLEASE ]

[boxcar]

A thermos?

[ Hello? ]

The curve at the top, like a bowl. The halo is flat.

Is covering most of it not enough? This seems like more trouble than ignoring it.

[ Says he with a giant ass ominous void halo looking down at everyone he talks to. ]

[foreverphantom]

Ugh--forget it! [ throws the hat to the ground and stomps on it ] This is pointless.

[ glares up at Marcoh. and by up, i mean UP. ]

Easy for you to say. Yours isn't half-bad.

[boxcar]

[ Dan POV ]

[boxcar]

[ He's frowning though. ]

Do you think so?

[foreverphantom]

[ HELP MARCOH YOUR TITS ]

Seriously?

[ how can you be doubting how cool your halo is ]

[boxcar]

It's strangely dark compared to everyone else's.

[ Everyone else's is so pretty... why is his like that... ]

[foreverphantom]

[ omg this is what his butt was....dark pretty butt ]

That's exactly what makes it better.

[boxcar]

You like that sort of thing then.

...

Maybe you can just offset it with other things. Clothes.

[foreverphantom]

With what clothes? We've already established hats don't work.

[boxcar]

Is it that you don't want others to see your halo or you don't want to?

If it is the second then that black one should do. If it is the first I think people will not mind too much.

[foreverphantom]

They were all black.

[boxcar]

[ Help I don't remember tag content anymore I just remember the silly pictures. ]

The one with the big brim.

[foreverphantom]

Ugh. I could hardly see anything through that one.

[boxcar]

Maybe you can ask for help to shape it so the front part doesn't flop over.

[foreverphantom]

Ask? For help?

[boxcar]

Yes.

[ Is that a PROBLEM? ]

[foreverphantom]

Ugh, this is hopeless.

[boxcar]

You shouldn't give up for what you want.

[foreverphantom]

[ this gets him to stop and consider ]

...you're right.

[ god am i going to have to show up to mini-event in a stupidly huge floppy hat ]