MARCOH

[foreverphantom]

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w0, monday

[foreverphantom]

[ guess who's standing just outside the clothing store!

it's this guy, wearing a black top hat that is just. impossibly tall. if you look up, it seems to go up forever and ever into the endless sky. it is a feat of impossible geometry.

anyway when he spots marcoh, he points at him. ]

You! Can you still see my halo?

[ the hat, for all its height, is not wide enough to cover the halo. ]

[boxcar]

Yes.

[ He doesn't even hesitate, aside from stopping a moment to look at this like it's at least a little weird. ]

[foreverphantom]

[ swears and throws the hat to the ground. even horizontally on the floor it still seems to stretch into forever out of sight. don't worry about it. ]

Alright, you, with me. You're my halo checker until I can find something to hide it.

[boxcar]

[ Watches it flop eternally. ]

Okay?

[ He supposes he isn't doing anything else right now. ]

Why are you trying to hide it?

[foreverphantom]

Because it's a cruel joke.

[ starts rifling through hats. i have no idea how hats would be organized in a store.

he puts on this. ]

What about now?

[ let's just go ahead and say that unless indicated otherwise his halo shows through all of them ]

[boxcar]

The pointy part is sticking out.

[ Danny your hot sauce time trauma. ]

How so?

[foreverphantom]

It's practically a symbol for my former jailer.

[ throws that hat off to god knows where in the store and puts on another ] This one?

[boxcar]

... Your jailer?

[ Looks at this hat. ]

I think you want something with height if you want to do this. This hides you more than the halo.

[foreverphantom]

He kept me locked up in a thermos for nearly two years, so yes, my jailer.

[ picks out a hat like this but with this design. ]

This must have the height and width covered now. [ RIGHT? BLEASE ]

w0 friday

[boxcar]

[ How's your twink death coming along?

Marcoh is out here somewhere in the void but he doesn't look like he's in a good mood. He's got a little bit of sand on the low of his trousers, fresh from the beach. ]

...

[foreverphantom]

[ well if he's sandy then i'm going to unvoid us at the beach, then

he is in the shallows, bent over to duck his head in the water. there are lots of air bubbles around his head. ]

[boxcar]

[ Help me

Marcoh looks up because he hears something strange and that turns into a swifter pace, grabbing Dan by the back of his shirt and pulling him out. ]

What -- ?

[ Heh heh... WATER... u doin'... ]

[foreverphantom]

[ he comes out of the water screaming violently, every limb pinwheeling like he's a raccoon that's just been plucked out of a dumpster, trying to get whatever the hell it is that's grabbed him.

he also: has an enormous black eye swelling shut! and bloody knuckles to boot. ]

[boxcar]

[ He can grab one of Dan's limbs with his free hand for starters but he's good to sock Marcoh. ]

What is this?! Stop it!

[ CALM DOWN. Trying to wrangle him into less attacc mode. ]

[foreverphantom]

[ have a sharp bony elbow to the jaw, marcoh

anyway he is still just yelling incoherently, and also coughing from water inhalation, and choking from trying to do both at the same time, so it's pretty easy to wrangle him after a few seconds ]

[boxcar]

[ Ouch, yeah. That makes him wrangle Dan even harder. ]

I said stop!

[ Actually raising his voice and sharp this time as he wrestles Dan against the sand to pin him down. ]

[foreverphantom]

[ well. he's pinned. but he's still doing his damnedest to struggle. he is probably getting sand in his eyes and mouth. ]

Let me go!

w0, saturday

[foreverphantom]

[ approaches him in the void ]

You're the one who voted for me, aren't you?

[boxcar]

[ What the. ]

No.

[foreverphantom]

[ squints... ]

...whatever. In the end you got a vote too.

[boxcar]

I can take a guess as to who it was.

[ Looking at Dan... well. ]

Why do you think I voted you?

[foreverphantom]

You were just one of the people I was thinking it might be.

Do you think I voted for you?

[boxcar]

Me? Why?

[foreverphantom]

Why I thought you might have voted for me? People were talking like it might be me, until we figured out the ribbon.

Plus, I was goading you yesterday.

[boxcar]

I had been intending to vote for Wiš'adel.

[ Until things swerved over to Jing Yuan. ]