LILLIUM

[foreverphantom]

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[perennation]

Looking to crochet or knit something, kid?

[ Lillium was just passing by, but it looks like Daniel here is Overwhelmed. ]

[foreverphantom]

I have a name, you know. It's easy enough to find.

...and no. I don't know how to anyway.

[perennation]

I know you do.

[ And he uses "kid," anyway. ]

Then... What's up?

[foreverphantom]

I mean...I was coming here to find something to make, but I didn't realize there'd be so much yarn here. Who even needs all this? Who even makes all this?

[perennation]

... My guess is the penguins. They're everywhere.

[foreverphantom]

[ oh, that startles a laugh out of him ] Wow, still holding a grudge, huh?

[perennation]

I'm pointing out the likely answer since they are everywhere. That's a fact.

[foreverphantom]

So you think everything here is made by like...an underclass of laboring prinnies?

[perennation]

How else you want to explain it? I guess there may be factories beyond the city, but not like we can see that.

[foreverphantom]

...does that mean the yarn is made from prinny wool too?

[perennation]

I'd... Hope not? Don't they have feathers?

[foreverphantom]

Do penguins have feathers?

Besides, the prinnies don't exactly look...like real animals? Have you noticed that they all have, like, stitching on them?

[perennation]

I did not examine them too closely, so if you caught then that I'll take your word for it.

... Seriously weird. Makes it sound like they're possessed stuffed animals.

[foreverphantom]

[ shrugs ] They might be. Why not? Wouldn't be the weirdest thing in the world.