LILLIUM

[foreverphantom]

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w1, monday

[foreverphantom]

[ Danny is in the craft store! and just standing before an overwhelming aisle of yarn that is quickly eclipsing him. dear god. how can he defeat this? the yarn outnumbers him a thousand to one. ]

[perennation]

Looking to crochet or knit something, kid?

[ Lillium was just passing by, but it looks like Daniel here is Overwhelmed. ]

[foreverphantom]

I have a name, you know. It's easy enough to find.

...and no. I don't know how to anyway.

[perennation]

I know you do.

[ And he uses "kid," anyway. ]

Then... What's up?

[foreverphantom]

I mean...I was coming here to find something to make, but I didn't realize there'd be so much yarn here. Who even needs all this? Who even makes all this?

[perennation]

... My guess is the penguins. They're everywhere.

[foreverphantom]

[ oh, that startles a laugh out of him ] Wow, still holding a grudge, huh?

[perennation]

I'm pointing out the likely answer since they are everywhere. That's a fact.

[foreverphantom]

So you think everything here is made by like...an underclass of laboring prinnies?

[perennation]

How else you want to explain it? I guess there may be factories beyond the city, but not like we can see that.

[foreverphantom]

...does that mean the yarn is made from prinny wool too?

[perennation]

I'd... Hope not? Don't they have feathers?

[foreverphantom]

Do penguins have feathers?

Besides, the prinnies don't exactly look...like real animals? Have you noticed that they all have, like, stitching on them?

[perennation]

I did not examine them too closely, so if you caught then that I'll take your word for it.

... Seriously weird. Makes it sound like they're possessed stuffed animals.

[foreverphantom]

[ shrugs ] They might be. Why not? Wouldn't be the weirdest thing in the world.

W3 : MONDAY

[perennation]

[ Well, Lillium is somewhere reading the newspaper. You can choose where. ]

The people here really are invested in anything ridiculous we do...

[foreverphantom]

[ yeah we're reading in the void ]

Seriously. I don't even know what they're talking about with me and Saya doing "secret rituals" at those picture booths! I've never even seen her near them.

[perennation]

... Do they just make all of this up? I never actually went to double check with others about it.

[foreverphantom]

Probably. I've never checked either, but I know I haven't been meeting up with Saya at the picture booths.

It might just be an insane level of exaggeration. Like, I've been at the booths. So has Saya. So just...ratchet it up a few dozen notches and now you've got something that sounds juicy.

[perennation]

... It could have been worse, I guess.

[ Stroking his chin. ]

Got any clue about the comic?

[foreverphantom]

Maybe Mika and Groot made it? Their ghosts might be...somewhere.