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[foreverphantom]

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w0, monday

[foreverphantom]

[ danny is at the racetrack! just kind of lookin at all the cars from behind an audience barrier or whatever ]

I wonder what happens if someone crashes one of these.

[stunwhistle]

It's like NASCAR, right? They probably have people with fire extinguishers ready...

[foreverphantom]

Oh--no, not the safety part of it. Obviously they've gotta have that.

I mean, what if you total one of those super expensive Lamborghinis? Do they make you pay it back?

[stunwhistle]

Even if they do, we've got tons of money.

You noticed the coins for the vending machine never run out? We could totally pay off a crashed car. In quarters. It'd be funny.

[foreverphantom]

How quick do you think they'd give up counting the quarters?

[stunwhistle]

[he chuckles]

Pretty fast, I bet. People hate counting coins.

[foreverphantom]

I wonder if you could try that on buying a new car for yourself. The quarters-only discount.

[stunwhistle]

I bet the pennies-only discount would be bigger.

[foreverphantom]

Oh man. They'd practically give it to you for free at that point. Forget about counting them, no one would even want to deal with a pile of pennies.

[stunwhistle]

They'd probably ban you from the car dealership, though.

[foreverphantom]

Meh. I already got the car, why would I ever need to go back there?

[stunwhistle]

Routine maintenance? Auto part recalls?

[foreverphantom]

[ waves his hand dismissively ] I can get those done elsewhere.

[stunwhistle]

Fair enough.