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[foreverphantom]

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[stunwhistle]

[he chuckles]

Pretty fast, I bet. People hate counting coins.

[foreverphantom]

I wonder if you could try that on buying a new car for yourself. The quarters-only discount.

[stunwhistle]

I bet the pennies-only discount would be bigger.

[foreverphantom]

Oh man. They'd practically give it to you for free at that point. Forget about counting them, no one would even want to deal with a pile of pennies.

[stunwhistle]

They'd probably ban you from the car dealership, though.

[foreverphantom]

Meh. I already got the car, why would I ever need to go back there?

[stunwhistle]

Routine maintenance? Auto part recalls?

[foreverphantom]

[ waves his hand dismissively ] I can get those done elsewhere.

[stunwhistle]

Fair enough.